Don't know what the Hell I was thinking...
My 9 Year old Son came home from school today...Youngest Daughter, 19,  bought him a Spiderman kite. 
My Oldest Daughter, 24, bets Youngest Daughter that "Bet ya $20.00 that Dad will hurt himself today."
45 minutes later...
Kite: 7  Dad: 0
For some reason I feel REALLY OLD now.
Tryin to get $5.00 of Oldest Daughters winnings...
Mac