Top 100 quotes of Christians on the intardnet

[Viking]

Some of these forum quotes are beyond funny ... and insane:

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[AquaShrimp]

Those people are insane! Not because they are Christians, but because they are so ignorant.

[Ripsnort]

What is a cristian?

[Sandman]

INteresting.

[Yeager]

as long as they dont go around blowing themselves and everyone around them to bits I dont care what they say.

[Airscrew]

must be related to Bush

I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

JohnR7, Christian forums [Comments (194)] [2006-Nov-04]

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Yeager
as long as they dont go around blowing themselves and everyone around them to bits I dont care what they say.

Funny you should mention this...

From the list:

"Muslims countries aren’t as interested in ID because they don’t need to deal with nearly as much atheist scum evolutionists with their evolving mind tricks. All our liberties are allowing the atheists here to destroy our society. George H.W. Bush was intelligent and thoughtful enough to say that atheists shouldn’t really be citizens. Maybe his son will have the intelligence to make a similar point, maybe in his next state of the union adress outlaw evolution. He wouldn’t need to say much, simply something like “every evolutionist is now an enemy of the Republic,” and then explain why. The muslim countries know how to deal with these people(one of the rare things they do right). Why can’t we follow their lead?"

[Viking]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
What is a cristian?

Sorry about that typo. Christians.




Also to clarify: Yes there are sane and reasonable Christians on the web too, but they are not as funny as these insane ones!

[ChickenHawk]

Every group has its share of idiots.  Christians are no different.

You did manage to find some real doozies there though.  Wow.

[AquaShrimp]

It was sad though about the mother who's son was homosexual, and the son eventually killed himself.

[Viking]

Yeah, I noticed that too. Just goes to show that religious extremism kills people no matter how benign it may seem.

[Chairboy]

I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!

Linda, Good news prayer room [Comments (2846)] [2006-Oct-28]

My favorite, I think.

[AKIron]

Originally posted by Viking
Sorry about that typo. Christians.




Also to clarify: Yes there are sane and reasonable Christians on the web too, but they are not as funny as these insane ones!

The same could be said for Nowegians. Consider it said.

[Curval]

Originally posted by AquaShrimp
It was sad though about the mother who's son was homosexual, and the son eventually killed himself.

...and her biggest concern (if you follow the link) is that he might be in hell for killing himself.

[Viking]

Originally posted by AKIron
The same could be said for Nowegians. Consider it said.

Sure, that is true. The same could be said about any large group of people.