Because he is a BAD man. He flies like the wind, and moves like lighting.
He will shoot down your flight of B-17s with a damaged jeep.
When a guy tried to break into his house ,all he had to do was rack the slide on his shotgun , and the intruder instanly blew up.
The minute he logged on lastnight 65 Bishops caught fire and crashed.
All those 'Chuck Norris-isms' out there are really meant for Vanscrew.