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« Reply #45 on: January 24, 2008, 03:06:23 PM »
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My patela? What's wrong with my patela?

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« Reply #46 on: January 24, 2008, 03:13:31 PM »
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Here's a better one... Which man do you suppose would be more responsible? The man who believes in civil liberties based on the constitution? Or the man who believes the teachings of a treasure hunter passing on the word of a magically invisible alien from some gold plates nobody has ever actually seen?


I saw 'em.

I was hiking one summer afternoon in upstate New York when, fairly close to my car, I passed by a lone tree on a hill.  I thought this would be a good place to rest and reflect on the saunter I just took, so I walked over to sit down in the shade of the magnificent hardwood.

Just as I was about to sit, my foot crashed through the surface and I went down to my knee.  I pulled out my foot and found that I had stepped into a buried oak box.  I dug out the box and found within it a set of impressive gold tablets inscribed with what appeared to be some ancient text and some polished stones about the size of hens eggs.

I put them into the trunk of my car and returned home. I did some research and found that the stones were used in the deciphering of the ancient text, and that I must have stumbled upon the tablets of Joseph Smith.

I lost interest in them for a while after that, and then one day a Mormon friend of mine told me that Smith had them for a short time, and had not translated the whole text before he had to return them to the angel.

It was then I remembered that they were still in the trunk of my car,  and I had traded the car for a TV and a hide-a-bed.

I wonder where that car is now.
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« Reply #47 on: January 24, 2008, 03:49:23 PM »
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My patela? What's wrong with my patela?

Hey could be worse, you could have problems with your pudenda

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« Reply #48 on: January 24, 2008, 03:52:51 PM »
Mitt is a moron!:aok

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« Reply #49 on: January 24, 2008, 04:10:22 PM »
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Hey could be worse, you could have problems with your pudenda


Gremlins on the rotunda?

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« Reply #50 on: January 24, 2008, 04:15:50 PM »
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Gremlins on the rotunda?


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« Reply #51 on: January 24, 2008, 06:47:13 PM »
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Mitt is a moron!:aok


Agreed.
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« Reply #52 on: January 24, 2008, 06:48:32 PM »
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I like that. May have to tweak it a bit.
Since we're talking "politicians".   How about "Bulls*it Mitt"?
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« Reply #53 on: January 24, 2008, 07:02:34 PM »
Since we fell into bathroom humor here's one I just made up.

here I art
wiping the floor
tried to fart
and got much more
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« Reply #54 on: January 25, 2008, 09:37:48 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NlIMQ31EjY

The "he raised taxes" whisper.
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« Reply #55 on: January 25, 2008, 05:11:22 PM »
New word for the day
 


Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for president put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.

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« Reply #56 on: January 26, 2008, 09:14:36 AM »
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« Reply #57 on: January 26, 2008, 10:41:54 AM »
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Big problem in Romney's campaign...


Lies! All lies!
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« Reply #58 on: January 27, 2008, 02:03:39 AM »
Let's all face facts here.

The Election will be Romney vs Clinton.   They both clearly have the most money.   And that is really all that matters anymore in American politics: Who can buy the most commercial air time in order to brainwash the masses to support them.

I predict Clinton will spend more money than Romney, and become President.

The only question is who will serve as Clinton's Vice President??

Bill Richardson, Governor of New Mexico, is my bet.

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« Reply #59 on: January 27, 2008, 03:33:14 AM »
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Let's all face facts here.

The Election will be Romney vs Clinton.   They both clearly have the most money.   And that is really all that matters anymore in American politics: Who can buy the most commercial air time in order to brainwash the masses to support them.

I predict Clinton will spend more money than Romney, and become President.

The only question is who will serve as Clinton's Vice President??

Bill Richardson, Governor of New Mexico, is my bet.

SIG 220
you're probably right regarding a Dem victory.  Just looking at the numbers that turned out to vote in the primaries so far indicates a Dem victory in the general election.  You can thank Bush and the neo-cons for that.  It used to be the Reps were the counter to the Dems.  Dems wanted big federal gov't and higher taxes, Reps opposed them and advocated small federal gov't and lower taxes.  That ain't the case anymore, the Reps may SAY they're for small gov't and low taxes, but only a fool takes a politicians promises at face value.

Regarding the Reps, I'm not sure if it means anything nowadays, but as far as money's concerned, Paul has received donations from more individual citizens than Romney has.  Mitt's biggest donor is himself.
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