FM2 is dweeb plane and I hack.

[Wingnutt]

The story Your about to read, is true.  The names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

So im not an "uber" stick, not compared to some of the folks on here, but I dont suck either..  

so im flying an FM2 because i miss my lawnmower and they sound similar.

Im at 12K heading towards an enemy base when I see a lone spit.. to my right,hes almost co-alt and climbing..  i start heading his direction and notice hes runway heading...


i slide in behind him notice its a spit16 and close in.. he does... nothing.. I figure hes AFK..

i get up to d400 and blow him apart with 4 50 calls of fury from my john deer.

o"you shot down tard #1"

im almost into my "safety buffer" of fuel (10 min) and noone else is around so I start heading back..

I get about 1/3

and check 6 as a matter of habit because I know a bad smell moves faster than my plane..

here comes a spit.. about 5000 below me and 5K out..

roll over and dive..  merging with him at 425ish spit16 again..  I pass under him avoiding the HO and climb straight up..  Im always leary of the spitcopter but this guy had NO speed.. and like I wanted he tries to follow.. me up and of course stalls and starts flopping all over the place..  I chop throttle and just float down to him and chop his wing off..   he spirals down firing the whole way

"you shot down tard #2"  

its the SAME GUY..  

oh well, figures..

I continue home, now having only 5 min of fuel ..  

Im almost to the runway, flaps, gear down... when suddenly i see the field ack start firing in my direction..  what a horrible feeling..  

someone in range says "check the La nutt!"

BOOM!

"you shot down tard #3"

i busted out laughing,   apparently he upeed a La7 and hauled butt to try and catch me.. only to have the ack kill him trying to vulch me, giving me the prox.


im fixing to log when i see a white message..

tard: im reporting you to skuzzy

i dont reply

tard: i got that on film

finally i decide to bite

Me: got what on film, you dieing? or you dieing 3 times?

NOW it is important to note.. I dont smack talk, you almost never see me on 200, I dont even tune to 200 actually i dont berate people via IM when they kill me..  such behavior confuses me frankly

anyway

tard: bad enough fly dweeb plane, but gotta cheat too?

Ok, so this guy just took up an spit 16 twice and a LA7.. and im the dweeb over here in my FM2

I squelched the guy, then logged to have a victory sandwich..

I just found it amusing figured I would share.

[Yknurd]

People routinely underestimate the FM2.

I used to fly the FM2 when we had fighter town (or whatever it was called).

Landing three kills got over 12 points.

It was especially fun killed La's.

[MORAY37]

Originally posted by Wingnutt
The story Your about to read, is true.  The names have been changed to protect the ignorant.

So im not an "uber" stick, not compared to some of the folks on here, but I dont suck either..  

so im flying an FM2 because i miss my lawnmower and they sound similar.

Im at 12K heading towards an enemy base when I see a lone spit.. to my right,hes almost co-alt and climbing..  i start heading his direction and notice hes runway heading...


i slide in behind him notice its a spit16 and close in.. he does... nothing.. I figure hes AFK..

i get up to d400 and blow him apart with 4 50 calls of fury from my john deer.

o"you shot down tard #1"

im almost into my "safety buffer" of fuel (10 min) and noone else is around so I start heading back..

I get about 1/3

and check 6 as a matter of habit because I know a bad smell moves faster than my plane..

here comes a spit.. about 5000 below me and 5K out..

roll over and dive..  merging with him at 425ish spit16 again..  I pass under him avoiding the HO and climb straight up..  Im always leary of the spitcopter but this guy had NO speed.. and like I wanted he tries to follow.. me up and of course stalls and starts flopping all over the place..  I chop throttle and just float down to him and chop his wing off..   he spirals down firing the whole way

"you shot down tard #2"  

its the SAME GUY..  

oh well, figures..

I continue home, now having only 5 min of fuel ..  

Im almost to the runway, flaps, gear down... when suddenly i see the field ack start firing in my direction..  what a horrible feeling..  

someone in range says "check the La nutt!"

BOOM!

"you shot down tard #3"

i busted out laughing,   apparently he upeed a La7 and hauled butt to try and catch me.. only to have the ack kill him trying to vulch me, giving me the prox.


im fixing to log when i see a white message..

tard: im reporting you to skuzzy

i dont reply

tard: i got that on film

finally i decide to bite

Me: got what on film, you dieing? or you dieing 3 times?

NOW it is important to note.. I dont smack talk, you almost never see me on 200, I dont even tune to 200 actually i dont berate people via IM when they kill me..  such behavior confuses me frankly

anyway

tard: bad enough fly dweeb plane, but gotta cheat too?

Ok, so this guy just took up an spit 16 twice and a LA7.. and im the dweeb over here in my FM2

I squelched the guy, then logged to have a victory sandwich..

I just found it amusing figured I would share.

Your utterly incomprehensible story is noted.  May I suggest an "English as a Second Language" course, available at your local community college?

[Yknurd]

And people where mentioning 'respect' somewhere?

[Wingnutt]

Originally posted by MORAY37
Your utterly incomprehensible story is noted.  May I suggest an "English as a Second Language" course, available at your local community college?

here put this in your sig

[Spikes]

Originally posted by Wingnutt
here put this in your sig

[Blammo]

Now this is a good thread...funniest story I've heard all day.  Just wish I had the name to go with the stupidity.

[whiteman]

, humor over shadows proper Engrish.

[Latrobe]

I really want to see the look on Skuzzy's face when he gets the film.

[Wingnutt]

Originally posted by Latrobe
I really want to see the look on Skuzzy's face when he gets the film.

will prolly be in an e-mail with the title  "OMG THIS studmuffin HAX! l00k!  (0_o)   "

[TwinBoom]

i hear the whistling sound from skuzzy`s pwn hammer aproaching

obtw IN

[Wingnutt]

Originally posted by TwinBoom
i hear the whistling sound from skuzzy`s pwn hammer aproaching

obtw IN

well i didnt name names and its not like im totally dragging the guy through the mud about it..  

just though it was an experience worth "sharing"

[bj229r]

Originally posted by MORAY37
Your utterly incomprehensible story is noted.  May I suggest an "English as a Second Language" course, available at your local community college?

HE typed it in the same manner in which he would speak it, lotta folks write that way, esp when telling a tale. (OK....tooo many 3 word lines, cant argue there;) )

[Redlegs]

how many perks did you get?

[redman555]

Accually, i normally fly the P-47, but i find the FM-2 to accually be a fairly good plane, it turns pretty good, can take an ok beating, i dont see a problem with it






-BigBOBCH