Situation:
A lactose intolerant man drives up to a McDonalds drive-through. He carefully orders a hamburger. Unbeknownst to him, an Al Qaida operative with a CB radio is overwhelming the radio connection to the person taking the order and has instead ordered a CHEESEBURGER. Within minutes of beginning his meal, the man is overcome with abdominal cramps and shortly after, sprays diarrhea through the cab of his pickup truck.
Another point for the terrorists!
Solution:
A $5 billion plan to develop secure encryption for drive-through radio links so that terrorists can't launch these dastardly attacks on our national dignity.
When you order over an unsecured radio link, you're pulling forward... WITH OSAMA!