"How ya doin' folks? This is your captain speaking. Just want to let you know that as soon as we get beverages served we're going to begin our movie for this flight which is 'Legally Blonde 2.' You can find the audio on channel eleven and if you get a chance also take a look out your window because pretty soon I'm going to point this plane straight down and drive us as deep into the ocean as I can. Your mother sucks c--ks in hell. Praise satan!"
LOL