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Offline Yknurd

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« on: January 25, 2008, 05:24:26 PM »
Go to Google.

Search for "Find Chuck Norris"

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" button
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 05:31:35 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 05:31:54 PM »
:lol

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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 05:32:21 PM »
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
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« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 05:46:19 PM »
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Originally posted by boxboy28

Try a different person


I thought that I would try a different person myself.   So I entered "Find Hillary Clinton" instead, and clicked on the IMAGES link.

However, Google came back with this image result:



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« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2008, 05:52:43 PM »
I searched for Hilarity Clinton images and got this one. Seems fitting....

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« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2008, 05:57:16 PM »
type in "French Military Victories" and hit I'm feeling lucky.
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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2008, 05:59:50 PM »
I searched for Hillary Clinton and this came up

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Re: Find Chuck Norris
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2008, 07:09:40 PM »
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Originally posted by Yknurd
Go to Google.

Search for "Find Chuck Norris"

Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" button



Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2008, 02:11:29 PM »
After that, I couldn't wait to see what it would return if you said "Find Dirty Harry" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky."  The result was underwhelming.  :(
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 02:27:08 PM »
I did "Find Ron Paul" and Hit "I'm feeling lucky..."


Instead I found a cool T-Shirt.