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Offline rpm

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« on: January 26, 2008, 11:59:07 PM »
a dead spy satellite plummeting out of control towards Earth!!

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I read in another story the thing weight 20,000 lbs. Jeepers, is'nt that kinda big for a satellite? I thought those things were built lightweight.:confused:
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Offline kamilyun

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« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2008, 12:37:04 AM »
Good thing there are subway tunnels near my house

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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2008, 01:25:23 AM »
Boy I hope they scrubbed the data off it while they still had control
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« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2008, 01:26:41 AM »
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Originally posted by rpm
a dead spy satellite plummeting out of control towards Earth!!

link

I read in another story the thing weight 20,000 lbs. Jeepers, is'nt that kinda big for a satellite? I thought those things were built lightweight.:confused:


Yeah, look at the story here:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080127/ap_on_go_ot/dead_satellite

It's funny, they are worried about Hydrazine...When that thing gets' hot on re-entry, that Hydrazine will go up like a bomb in that satellite, Pretty much incinerating everything.
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Offline Rollins

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« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2008, 03:31:15 AM »
I think we've already talked about this...
[Ænema]
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull-**** three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
Freaks here in this, hopeless ****ing, hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a bull-**** three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
(Learn to swim. 3x)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** L Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones.
**** all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** retro anything. **** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and **** your short memory.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim. 8x)
Cuz I'm praying for rain
and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
(Suck it down. 2x)
Flush it dow
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2008, 04:13:46 AM »
What they're really worried about but can't say in public, is the nuclear reactor inside th e satellite that kept it running.
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Offline AquaShrimp

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« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2008, 08:20:53 AM »
Is that the spy satellite Bush spotted all the WMDs in Iraq with?
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2008, 10:12:17 AM »
Panic!  Shriek! Is this the satellite that holds all our wireless phone numbers and GPS addresses?  Will we have to use paper phone directories and paper maps?  Run away!  Run away!  (looking for rabid rabbit icon)  :rolleyes:
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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2008, 10:21:44 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Rollins
I think we've already talked about this...
[Ænema]
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull-**** three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
Freaks here in this, hopeless ****ing, hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a bull-**** three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time.
Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip****s.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid ****, silly ****, stupid ****...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
(Learn to swim. 3x)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** L Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones.
**** all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** retro anything. **** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and **** your short memory.
(Learn to swim. 8x){continues in background}
**** smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim. 8x)
Cuz I'm praying for rain
and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.
(Suck it down. 2x)
Flush it dow


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Offline Rollins

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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2008, 02:47:39 PM »
To think I was gonna visit the AvA...;)
Tool is amazing.
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2008, 02:55:48 PM »
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Originally posted by MrRiplEy[H]
What they're really worried about but can't say in public, is the nuclear reactor inside th e satellite that kept it running.


someone call Clint Eastwood....
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Offline SD67

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« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2008, 04:16:01 PM »
Isn't things falling from outer space Bruces' speciality?
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« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2008, 04:32:39 PM »
I remember when SkyLab was comming down.
A buddy of mine  spray painted a big bulls eye in his yard and the word "SkyLab" with an arrow pointing to the bulls eye.

Unfortunately. It missed LOL
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2008, 05:46:54 PM »
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Isn't things falling from outer space Bruces' speciality?


Bruce doesn't do spy satellites with nukes on em, thats Clints area of expertise.
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« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2008, 07:02:19 PM »
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What they're really worried about but can't say in public, is the nuclear reactor inside th e satellite that kept it running.

So you know exactly what sat this is?
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