In the Land of the Free you cant see a chicks arse, or saggy ol black titty on TV.
In Germany you get to see boobies in commercials. Oh you can also buy beer and hard liquor as long as a store is open. Drive fast on the Autobahn. Shoot off fireworks on NYE. You can buy beer in MickyDs and at the theater. You can sip a beer on your way home on a bus or subway.
Here though we have guns, we should take those above rights as well.