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Offline Russian

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« on: January 28, 2008, 06:46:48 PM »
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I guess this forum isn't the only one who gets their share fare of MrBlack types...
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Offline Rollins

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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2008, 06:59:14 PM »
Wow.  I wanna get those special wall climbing boots too...:rofl :rofl :rofl
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2008, 07:28:06 PM »
You can read one of his threads at KH91.com.

http://www.hk91.com/boards/Forum2/HTML/001283.html
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Offline Vulcan

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« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2008, 07:34:09 PM »
LOL:

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it is not Chechin thzat we have to worry about, it is the Australian militants, and I dan’t care if they reed this, they allready know that we are onto them and we will not give up.


btw he does write a LOT like Mr Black. If the posts were laden with :aok  then I'd say snap!
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« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2008, 07:35:19 PM »
ed: alright, the more I read... he had a good troll going before he went all nuts and over the top.  The specops guy ruined it.
« Last Edit: January 28, 2008, 07:40:24 PM by Tarmac »
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Offline Jackal1

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« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2008, 07:45:24 PM »
This cat would come in very handy for such things as PETA attacks, etc.
He`s hooked more than Jimmy Houston. :)
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Offline GtoRA2

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« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2008, 07:47:28 PM »
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Originally posted by Russian
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

I guess this forum isn't the only one who gets their share fare of MrBlack types...



Wow, that guy makes mrblack look slick lol.
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Offline JB73

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« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2008, 08:10:15 PM »
I recently worked with a guy like that...


bragged he was in the SEALS for 12 years.

"it's more fun to hunt people because they can shoot back"

"I spent 2 months in central Africa with the ????? tribe. they gave us all their food for 2 weeks because we were SEALS."


He was 31 years old.




do the math :lol


If you heard the constant every day telling someone new "I was a Special Forces OP for 12 years..." When the actual Vietnam Vet Marine Corporal in our warehouse started talking mumbo-jumbo just to call his bluff this guy went "yup, yup, I fired that in Afghanistan"  :rofl

I started acting I forgot how old he was, then whenever I heard him give the 12 years line I'd make up a reason to ask him in the next few minutes "how old are you again?" :t

sad thing is he is as out of shape as I am for cripes sake, he'd claim "I worked out at the hotel for 3 hours last night."

all that floats by my mind is Chris Farley in Tommy Boy asking the chick by the pool "you know where the weight room is?"
:rofl :rofl :cry
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« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2008, 10:41:05 PM »
You all desperately need to read this book. (grin)

http://www.webscription.net/chapters/1416555080/1416555080.htm?blurb

Look for Lizard45.
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Offline Coshy

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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2008, 12:01:27 AM »
"SteyrAUG writes:

ATTN. SPECOPS AND GECKO45 my secret username is CIDDECEP and I am your S2. My authorization code is Six Wun Quebec Oscar Fife. Your presence here is tactically dangerous and compromises our overall mission parameter. Cease and desist all activity on this board. Our “enemies” are deft at computer hacking and may trace you back to our primary locale. You have forced me to compromise my situation to protect your vulnerable flank. This issue will be addressed later."



:confused: :huh :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline majic

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« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2008, 12:13:54 AM »
That's some seriously top notch trolling.  Bravo!
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Offline red26

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« Reply #11 on: January 29, 2008, 12:28:41 AM »
ha ha ha The funny thing is I just spent 4 Years as a armed security gaurd here in Texas. I dont know of one state that would let there security officers carry a M4 little on a MP5. This guy is crazy.

I have met one of these guys out there that would tell me they were Spec. Ops. We had a guy in our old firm that tould me he was EOD and that he could disarm anything out there. he he. Well we had a guy forget his backpack at the back door of the post. I Asked him to go inspect it. He said "Ok No Prob" walked over and just picked it right up. Pulled the zipper open and said nothing here and droped it back to the ground. Im no EOD guy but  I was a 12-B for 2 yrs is that how its done in EOD?? I was tould by him that he knew it wasnt a bomb by the way it looked and smelled??

I love these guys they keep the world "in there own little minds" safe and the make work go by so fast.


RED26:aok :rofl :O :huh
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« Reply #12 on: January 29, 2008, 08:51:43 AM »
I miss Mr. Black :cry


Ah the good ol' days
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« Reply #13 on: January 29, 2008, 10:15:47 AM »
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I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.
HAH! These guys are brilliant.

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A perp popped up from behind the Orange Julius counter with a full auto Kalashnikov with a 75rd drum, and opened up in the direction of my partner, meanwhile two perps popped up from behind the skeeball machine with sawed off 12 gauges. Another two perps appeared on the upper level and brought down hell-fire on us from above. One had a Winchester Model 70 in .30-06 with a 10x scope and the other was laying down suppressive fire with a Mac10 variant. The perps were all sporting cheap russian NVGs.
HAAAAAAH!
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Offline Geary420

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« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2008, 11:25:43 AM »
SPECOPS FTW!!!

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BTW A one time experiementation while in the military, does not make one a homosexual. It’s when you practice it daily, like yourself, that you become a homosexual.
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