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Offline TwentyFo

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« on: January 31, 2008, 10:41:56 AM »
Bitney spears was taken to the hospital. What do you think happened?

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« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2008, 12:02:34 PM »
All out of rats posteriors. Just another whiney spoiled entertainer. Pity she reproduced.
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« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2008, 12:04:55 PM »
Wish shed hurry up and drop off the face of the earth already. And take Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Nicole Ritchie with her, would gladly put a bullet in any one of them.
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« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2008, 12:12:29 PM »
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Wish shed hurry up and drop off the face of the earth already. And take Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Nicole Ritchie with her, would gladly put a bullet in any one of them.


But I was told that you were shooting blanks...

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« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2008, 12:25:59 PM »
Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

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« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2008, 12:47:25 PM »
Could not care less.

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« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2008, 01:06:41 PM »
I read she's been awake since Saturday, and has been abusing Adderall(legal speed) & laxatives, no wonder she always in a rush to use gas station bathrooms.:D
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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 01:10:31 PM »
Don't take Lindsey Lohan, she's still hot!

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« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2008, 01:12:58 PM »
Not only that, but the way she's currently working her way down the Z-list, now, us regular guys may soon have a crack at her. :D
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« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2008, 01:42:46 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2008, 01:45:53 PM »
after all is said and done she is still a human being.  

A female, woman, mother of two sons, daughter, sister.  If she were to die it would be tragic.  Not because she will be blamed for doing it to herself,  but because so many people saw it happening, probably could have done something and ended up doing little or nothing.

I hope she gets her head straigtened out.  Life is worth living but you have to put hard work into being alive for good reasons.
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2008, 02:09:21 PM »
"I was lying in a burned out basement, with the full moon in my eye....I was hoping for replacement, when the sun burst through the sky. There was a band playing in my head, and I felt like getting high".

 Nice sig Yeager... After the Gold Rush.

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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2008, 02:21:40 PM »
Yes,  I first learned about Neil Young as a current artist with his Live Rust album back in jr high school.  I loved it.  Until then I always thought of him  as a 60s hippie, but he was relevant then, and is now to this day.
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2008, 02:37:08 PM »
If you ever thought money and/or fame would buy you happiness, all you have to do is look at Britney.
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2008, 02:42:43 PM »
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If you ever thought money and/or fame would buy you happiness, all you have to do is look at Britney.


Money CAN buy happiness, if you aren't a redneck hick without 2 braincells to rub together BEFORE you start doing drugs and drinking like its one of the four food groups.

However- when all of your myriad problems are your own damn fault, you get no sympathy from me.

I still say the same thing now that I said about her in '99- shes a no-talent "manufactured" pop 'star' who only ever got famous because she found a good plastic surgeon and marketed herself as jailbait. You could see this coming 10 years ago.
Treize (pronounced 'trays')- because 'Treisprezece' is too long and even harder to pronounce.

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