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« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2008, 10:23:57 AM »
Gee whiz ~ are y'all kidding around? Great. Now I gotta google it.

*edit* he's sooooo not gay. Y'all knock that off!
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2008, 10:28:12 AM »
Nahh he must be gay..  I heard him talk.. well.. mostly almost weep between angry foot stamping..  about man made global warming...

Way too much estrogen there for a straight guy.

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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2008, 10:41:38 AM »
Too funny.  Spoofing to the fringe.  She's the ultimate angel imp.
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2008, 11:18:10 AM »
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Nahh he must be gay..  I heard him talk.. well.. mostly almost weep between angry foot stamping..  about man made global warming...

Way too much estrogen there for a straight guy.

lazs

No, he's married laz. Tantrums aren't an automatic qualifier for being gay ~ just means he's probably a spoiled punk little brat.... but not necessarily gay.
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2008, 11:19:46 AM »
hmm... I have heard that being married is not an automatic  qualifier for being straight.

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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2008, 11:22:44 AM »
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hmm... I have heard that being married is not an automatic  qualifier for being straight.

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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2008, 12:39:12 PM »
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I thought it was a long standing gag.
Because you would be correct.   They are good friends.
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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2008, 12:54:07 PM »
shes smuggling midgets under that sweater...hmmmmmm

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« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2008, 07:53:13 PM »
Hate her.  However Matt Damon is pretty freaking funny.
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« Reply #24 on: February 02, 2008, 08:38:08 PM »
She has moments where she can be "erotically sexy" then does crap like:

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..I saw an episode where she was wondering  why dogs always lick their behinds so she picked up her dog and gave it's butt a lick....  



she's part of that new-fangled "shock comedy" funny that I really can't get into. It's like in those scenes in "Superbad" where the guy gets "period blood" on his pant leg. Seriously, wtf? thats funny?



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« Reply #25 on: February 02, 2008, 09:02:16 PM »
She has her moments. Her spoof on "Black Like Me" was comedy gold.

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« Reply #26 on: February 02, 2008, 09:43:54 PM »
I loved the comment she dropped at the MTV awards near the end of her bit.  
 "Amy Winehouse, she's Jewish isn't she?  Well, if she's not, someone should tell her face..." Then she points to her face and says "Cause she's got one of these."
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« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2008, 04:27:55 AM »
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I thought matt damon was gay?

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He was recently voted "The Sexiest Man in the World"

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« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2008, 04:28:58 AM »
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He was recently voted "The Sexiest Man in the World"


Therefore he must be gay

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Re: Re: Sarah Silverman is ****ing Matt Damon
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2008, 04:40:05 AM »
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Definitely hate her. Her voice drives me to the brink of insanity.


She is quite a woman, and definitely funny.   When you consider all that she has managed to overcome, it is pretty amazing that she is even still alive.

She became extremely depressed and mentally ill when she turned 13, and remained that way for 3 years.  She blamed the drug Xanax for helping to keep her ill.   She saw one psychiatrist for awhile, and then one day when she came to his office to see him, she found him hanging dead from the ceiling!

She credits the drug Zoloft for saving her life, and turning it around.

She and Jimmy Kimmel have been going steady now since 2002.

So if she can turn her life around like this, there is hope yet for Britney Spears perhaps.   She just needs to also go away for 3 years and take some good drugs for her brain.

Unless, of course, Tom Cruise can heal her.

Anyway, when she jokes about being crazy, or being depressed or a pessimist, she really does know what she is talking about.

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