Author Topic: Happy Groundhog Day  (Read 296 times)

Offline RATTFINK

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Happy Groundhog Day
« on: February 02, 2008, 12:19:26 AM »





"~~ Strike up the Music the Band Has Begun, The Pennsylvania Polka~~"











Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!

Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
[Starts to walk away]

Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.

Phil: Not a chance.

Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?

Phil: Ned Ryerson?

Ned: BING!

Phil: Bing.
Hitting trees since tour 78

Offline sunfan1121

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Happy Groundhog Day
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2008, 03:11:24 AM »
:rofl :rofl
A drunk driver will run a stop sign. A stoned driver will stop until it turns green.

Offline TEShaw

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Happy Groundhog Day
« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2008, 01:52:05 PM »
I'm gonna rent myself a house in the shade of the freeway...