Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 7150 times)

loser · « **Reply #60 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:04:01 AM »

Granted.

You are given a second chance but now the only openings are in the navy.

I wish we had the ability to squelch ranged vox.

JB88 · « **Reply #61 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:09:17 AM »

granted. but it only squelches non squeekers.

it cannot be reset.

i'd like to teach the world to sing.

loser · « **Reply #62 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:15:30 AM »

Granted.

But the only song the world learns to sing is "Funkytown," and they sing non-stop.

I wish that Furball creates a weekly half hour cartoon show in the style of his crap .gif drawings.

JB88 · « **Reply #63 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:32:08 AM »

granted but he only changes one pixel per episode.

i wish i had a pet dragon.

Rollins · « **Reply #64 on:** February 03, 2008, 05:42:53 PM »

Granted, but it's really horny and you two are all alone in that cave...

I wish I could get rid of this intestinal bug...

vorticon · « **Reply #65 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:25:28 PM »

granted, its moved to your ears.

i wish the floor was clean.

JB88 · « **Reply #66 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:25:55 PM »

granted, but it is replaced by a nagging mother in law.

i wish i had some easy cheese.

Meatwad · « **Reply #67 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:28:12 PM »

I though all cheese was easy

JB88 · « **Reply #68 on:** February 03, 2008, 06:28:48 PM »

quit braggin.

texasmom · « **Reply #69 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »

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i wish i had some easy cheese.

granted, but it's fed to you by Humberto, who just got out of a 20-year jail stint, and has taken a liking to you.

I wish for a full day of total silence.

JB88 · « **Reply #70 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:10:45 PM »

granted, but you can't hear it above the sounds of the pots and pans band in the kitchen.

i wish tom petty halftime would end.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #71 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:15:43 PM »

granted, but know every voice and sound you hear, sounds like tom petty

I wish pigs could fly

texasmom · « **Reply #72 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:15:50 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
i wish tom petty halftime would end.

Granted, but your internet is now looping Tom Petty on youtube, and runs in the background of everything that you do online.

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Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
I wish pigs could fly

Granted, but they're armed, and now shoot you down every time you up from any field.

I wish for my boss to hire an assistant for me.

JB88 · « **Reply #73 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:19:19 PM »

granted. but it's cbass.

i wish i had xray vision.

texasmom · « **Reply #74 on:** February 03, 2008, 07:24:14 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
i wish i had xray vision.

Granted, but you are no longer disillusioned when someone tells you "she's just big-boned."

I wish for someone to come do my dishes & laundry for me so I don't have to skip squad night.