Corrupt a Wish

[Chairboy]

Originally posted by texasmom
Post a wish WW.

Granted, he posts a wish, but it's boring.  

I wish the stars at night weren't so big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.

[texasmom]

Originally posted by Chairboy
I wish the stars at night weren't so big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.

Granted, it's going to storm all evening and into the morning.

I wish for a pedicure/foot massage chair to be waiting for me when I get home.

[AWMac]

Originally posted by texasmom
I wish for a pedicure/foot massage chair to be waiting for me when I get home.

Granted, You find yer prostetic legs cleaned and bundled on the front porch chair.....vibrating.

I wish Hillary would just Shut up!

[Wingnutt]

Originally posted by AWMac
Granted, You find yer prostetic legs cleaned and bundled on the front porch chair.....vibrating.

I wish Hillary would just Shut up!

Wish granted, but the pressure builds up and her head explodes, but there is no brain inside, only candy, candy rains down on all around. huge propaganda coup and Bill Clinton becomes next president

Oh yea, I wish I could eat taco bell without getting chronic gas and farts that smell so bad they could probably cause cancer.

[Tac]

granted. Mexico declares you their national symbol & the INS deports your sorry ass.

I wish I could eat sashimi all day for free.

[JB88]

granted, but this doesn't help anyone else but you on the long bus journey that you take across country which only stops at taco bell along the way.  you discover that the windows do not open.

i wish combat tour would be released in two weeks.

[AWMac]

Originally posted by JB88

i wish combat tour would be released in two weeks.

Granted, As promised Combat Tour is released on Dec 22, 2012... The World ended the Day before.

I wish I was smarter than JB88 in granting wishes.

[vorticon]

granted. but the thread gets locked.


i wish i had a monkey.

[AWMac]

Originally posted by vorticon

i wish i had a monkey.

Granted. Followed by a massive anal cramp you give life to a monkey named Bubbles and you both reside in Never Neverland.

I wish I had Kung Fu grip.

[kamilyun]

Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. Followed by a massive anal cramp you give life to a monkey named Bubbles and you both reside in Never Neverland.

I wish I had Kung Fu grip.

Granted.  You apply it to your man-handle cutting off the circulation.  The reconstructive surgery is unsuccessful, and you are forever unable to pee standing up.

I wish I had $100 for every wish in this thread.

[AKIron]

Originally posted by kamilyun
Granted.  You apply it to your man-handle cutting off the circulation.  The reconstructive surgery is unsuccessful, and you are forever unable to pee standing up.

I wish I had $100 for every wish in this thread.

Granted but the tax on it is $200

I wish you would all tell more silly wishes.

[kamilyun]

Originally posted by AKIron
Granted but the tax on it is $200

I wish you would all tell more silly wishes.

Granted.  JB88 whispers a silly little wish in your ear involving you, him, vorticon and vorticon's pet monkey.  You become physically ill and all future bedroom 'encounters' conjure up the memory of that silly wish.

I wish I was in one of those Corona commercials on the beach of some tropical island.

[AWMac]

Originally posted by kamilyun
I wish I was in one of those Corona commercials on the beach of some tropical island.

Granted. You open your eyes to find that you and Vanscrew are on a Mexican Beach passionately sharing the same Lime wedge and he hands you another Corona. "Drink Responsively".

I wish I understood the lyrics to Blinded by the Light, Manfred Mann.

[JB88]

granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

i wish for kamiyun to stop PMing me gay porn.

[AWMac]

granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.




Now that really screwed my head up.