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Offline AKIron

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Oh man, what will my wife need me for?
« on: February 06, 2008, 09:13:26 PM »
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Offline FrodeMk3

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2008, 09:20:36 PM »
Yeah, wait 'till that thing shoves the fuel nozzle through someones' quarterpanel and pumps' their trunk full of gas.

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Offline john9001

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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2008, 09:28:45 PM »
i saw that thing, it must have been a govt funded job to waste the time and money to build such a useless piece of equipment.
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Offline DYNAMITE

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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2008, 09:30:41 PM »
OMG... how much is one of those gonna add to the price per gallon :rofl
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2008, 09:32:19 PM »
thats what teenage rednecks are for. labour is cheap. machines are not.
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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2008, 09:42:16 PM »
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thats what teenage rednecks are for. labour is cheap. machines are not.


some white people consider the "R" word to be racist.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Oh man, what will my wife need me for?
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2008, 09:47:06 PM »
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I've been replaced.

http://www.tankpitstop.com/index.php?pid=6


Wife wouldnt need you here in NJ either.
Here we have servants that pump the gas into our cars for us so we never have to get out into th elements and risk getting dirty,wet,or cold.
And most of the time we dont have to wait for it to happen any longer then if we were forced ot do it ourselves.

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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2008, 09:48:27 PM »
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some white people consider the "R" word to be racist.


Like any group that gets too easily offended
I'd say those whites are idiots and probably deserve to be offended
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Offline vorticon

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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2008, 09:49:28 PM »
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some white people consider the "R" word to be racist.



but, we dont...and if some pansy city dweller wants to be offended on our behalf then, he'd better do it out of earshot.
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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2008, 09:51:14 PM »
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some white people consider the "R" word to be racist.


some people take it as a compliment
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2008, 10:02:08 PM »
some people just don't get sarcasm.
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Offline E25280

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2008, 10:05:36 PM »
I'd have been done fueling and driving off before that thing even got the nozzle into the tank opening.

Waste of time, indeed.
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Offline REP0MAN

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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2008, 10:30:05 PM »
Where do I go to get this robot to fill my car with free gasoline?

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2008, 10:33:51 PM »
What kind of funky music was that playing in the background?:rolleyes:
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« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2008, 08:20:35 AM »
People that pump your gas are always wanting a tip.
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