Who are you? Barry fluff'n Mainlow?

I did sound a little like him didn't I? You're right! Pizz on the pansies, and when they're all lined up at the back of club sayin"Great band" "What?"
"Great band!" " What?" "Great band!!!" "What?!!, I can't fargin hear you!!!!" "Dude is that blood comin outta yur ears!?!" I'll be thinkin' "I bet Barry Mainlow never had to play a crappy hole like this place"
An Aviom system? VonMessa I'm jealous, its on my wish list but prolly not anytime soon. I would be happy if I could afford to pay someone else to do the sound besides me., But here in Mudflat, OR. the venues are few and the owners are CHEAP! You guys have heard the the saying, "we pay to play" apparently that is some sort of unwritten law around here, sheesh.
I used to bring subs, amps, effects, lights, strobes, back drops, band banners. Mic the drums, my leslie, three separate monitor mixes. But nobody gave a crap. So now, its a basic PA, couple monitors and maybe a 300wt colored flood, if I'm feeling good and have time I'll throw a mic on the kick...sad ain't it? And the thing is I want to bring all that stuff and give a great show, but at the end the night the club owner doles out a few hundred bucks and wants my SSN so he can 1099 me at the end of the year. But I'm prolly not tellin you guys anything you don't already know,am I? I still do it because I just get a thrill when the band is clickin and the crowd is into it and standin and dancin right up front, doesn't happen as often anymore but when it does...