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Offline SEraider

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« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2008, 11:50:24 AM »
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A great toast (shamelessly stolen from Master and Commander)

"To wives and sweethearts!!!.......may they never meet."


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« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2008, 04:20:13 PM »
Man Raider, you need to figure some things out bro.

I am married and have 6 girls. Yeah, 6.. the dog and cat are female too.

So here is what I have learned....

First off, forget about the dozen long stems.. any foo can do that. The expensive night out... yeah that gets you nowhere man.

Here is the trick.

First off you got to start off on the right foot. You see long ago way back when Jesus was a Corporal before I got married I set it up. I gave my girlfriends any color roses but red and told them only the First and Last love of my life get the red ones.

Then as time goes by I just grab a single red one every now and then on the way home and give it to the Wife. I also give my daughters a single rose on their Birthdays. Then on V-Day I give her my single red rose, a bit of chocolot, some fuzzy stuffed critter and spend the evening watching Chick Flicks with all my girls. Then make some special plans with the wife for the weekend when the kids are all over at their friends places.

Then you are set for at least a month man.

Man I am tellin you, you got to get it right.

Friday and Saturday nights are my online nights. My wife brings me beers, snacks, my supper and anything else I want while I am online playing games like AHII with you mugs.

V-Day for me this year with 6 girls and my wife < $50 and we got some PLANS for this weekend too.... man it just keeps gettin better and better bro..... just got to do it right man.

Later,
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« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2008, 01:05:54 AM »
vday = my birthday

Apparently I finished out last night dancing with a half naked Indian dude dressed up like cupid, and pole dancing.

****!!
alcohol sucks!
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« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2008, 01:10:51 AM »
But think of it like this...


Intercom...
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« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2008, 06:39:53 AM »
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But think of it like this...


Intercom...
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« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2008, 08:38:50 AM »
Quick, someone call Skuzzy and have him slap an anti-wife program on this thread!
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« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2008, 05:16:12 PM »
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Originally posted by KayBayRay
Man Raider, you need to figure some things out bro.

I am married and have 6 girls. Yeah, 6.. the dog and cat are female too.

So here is what I have learned....

First off, forget about the dozen long stems.. any foo can do that. The expensive night out... yeah that gets you nowhere man.

Here is the trick.

First off you got to start off on the right foot. You see long ago way back when Jesus was a Corporal before I got married I set it up. I gave my girlfriends any color roses but red and told them only the First and Last love of my life get the red ones.

Then as time goes by I just grab a single red one every now and then on the way home and give it to the Wife. I also give my daughters a single rose on their Birthdays. Then on V-Day I give her my single red rose, a bit of chocolot, some fuzzy stuffed critter and spend the evening watching Chick Flicks with all my girls. Then make some special plans with the wife for the weekend when the kids are all over at their friends places.

Then you are set for at least a month man.

Man I am tellin you, you got to get it right.

Friday and Saturday nights are my online nights. My wife brings me beers, snacks, my supper and anything else I want while I am online playing games like AHII with you mugs.

V-Day for me this year with 6 girls and my wife < $50 and we got some PLANS for this weekend too.... man it just keeps gettin better and better bro..... just got to do it right man.

Later,
KayBay


I'll try it man!

LOL, why do I have a feeling this information is enough for you to be on a late nigh infomercial?

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« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2008, 05:24:18 PM »
Crap ~ 6 girls? Wow.
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2008, 09:04:31 PM »
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vday = my birthday

Apparently I finished out last night dancing with a half naked Indian dude dressed up like cupid, and pole dancing.

****!!
alcohol sucks!


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« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2008, 10:23:15 PM »
check out this funny valentines video...

Valentines day
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
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The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
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« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2008, 11:20:33 PM »
man i hate those kined of sick twisted toon shows they're not funny just increadibly gross first time i saw a show like that i screamed at the tv WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?   :furious

no offence to you angelsandair just to the idiot that made that crap
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« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2008, 11:25:20 PM »
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Originally posted by Allen Rune
man i hate those kined of sick twisted toon shows they're not funny just increadibly gross first time i saw a show like that i screamed at the tv WHAT THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!?   :furious

no offence to you angelsandair just to the idiot that made that crap


You would really not want to watch Elfen Lied then
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« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2008, 11:28:41 PM »
Thanks for the tip.
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« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2008, 12:40:47 AM »
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Originally posted by Allen Rune
Thanks for the tip.



Oh cmon........... I think its freaking hilarious....... Dude thats not even the messed up part of that show.........
:rofl :rofl :rofl  
I nearly crapped myself when i saw that...
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Goto Google and type in "French military victories", then hit "I'm feeling lucky".
Here lie these men on this sun scoured atoll,
The wind for their watcher, the wave for their shroud,
Where palm and pandanus shall whisper forever,
A requiem fitting for heroes

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« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2008, 12:49:35 AM »
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Originally posted by angelsandair
check out this funny valentines video...

Valentines day
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