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Offline SEraider

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« on: February 14, 2008, 05:22:10 PM »
$250 for flowers and dinner and you would think you get the day off of wife-ack. Guess not!  See you guys tomorrow.

<> to all of you that have to go through this every year.  You are all heros in my book.:p :p :p
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2008, 10:02:42 PM »
What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2008, 10:41:21 PM »
LOL  eh
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2008, 11:35:21 PM »
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What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?


Do they have valentines day in Canada?
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2008, 11:54:26 PM »
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What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?
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« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2008, 11:55:24 PM »
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Good point.
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Offline trax1

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« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2008, 12:07:58 AM »
I know what you mean, the chick I'm stalking had me bumped back to 500ft:(
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« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2008, 09:01:49 AM »
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What has Valentine's Day to do with wives?

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Re: Valantines Day Blues
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2008, 09:48:45 AM »
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$250 for flowers and dinner and you would think you get the day off of wife-ack. Guess not!  See you guys tomorrow.

<> to all of you that have to go through this every year.  You are all heros in my book.:p :p :p


No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2008, 10:25:09 AM »
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No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!


Genius! Absolute Genius! :D
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« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2008, 11:04:07 AM »
this is why i am still single dont have to worry about this chit
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Re: Re: Valantines Day Blues
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2008, 11:07:32 AM »
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No no no, you're doing it all wrong...all that stuff just gets you F.S.T.(Forced Snuggle Time).  You have to do the opposite...get her something like a $20 dustbuster or a swiffer mop, then she's pissed, wont want to talk to you or be around you and that my friend = less money spent and more importantly, AH time....badda bing, badda boom!
Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  Trouble is, AH will cost when you figure in child support.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2008, 11:16:19 AM »
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Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  


I can attest to that.
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2008, 11:45:34 AM »
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Sounds like a man headed for a divorce..  :lol :lol

But at least you get more flight time.  Trouble is, AH will cost when you figure in child support.


There are always escape routes for self preservation.  For example (the dustbuster play dumb method)

Me: "Honey, I heard you say you needed one, I'm really sorry.  I am so horrible at gift giving." *look sad and give a hug*
Her: "It's ok, you tried."

Result:  You may seem like a dumba** , but she thinks you just didn't know better and you might get sympathy game time or you know what time.  win/win.  :D
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« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2008, 11:48:08 AM »
A great toast (shamelessly stolen from Master and Commander)

"To wives and sweethearts!!!.......may they never meet."
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