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Offline rpm

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« on: February 18, 2008, 01:19:17 AM »
Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode!
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Offline Scherf

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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2008, 01:37:46 AM »
"Six years of college, down the drain."
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2008, 01:50:14 AM »
Note for Chairboy:

At the end of the movie, the future Senator Blutarski drives down US Hwy 58 (Willamette Pass Hwy) headed towards Eugene OR, past Dexter Reservior.
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« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2008, 02:26:16 AM »
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You f'ed up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.

Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?

Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.

Flounder: Will that work?

Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.

Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

D-Day: [firing up blow-torch] There you go now, just leave everything to me...
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2008, 02:41:56 AM »
See if you can guess what I am now.[/b]





I'm a zit. Get it? [/b]
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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2008, 02:43:37 AM »
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"Seven years of college, down the drain."
Fixed.

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
« Last Edit: February 18, 2008, 02:47:22 AM by rpm »
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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2008, 09:14:44 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2008, 10:10:18 PM »
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Note for Chairboy:

At the end of the movie, the future Senator Blutarski drives down US Hwy 58 (Willamette Pass Hwy) headed towards Eugene OR, past Dexter Reservior.
Very nice, never knew that.  My father in-law was part of the crowd scene in Cottage Grove where they did the parade, and the place where the frat house used to be (at U of O) is well known locally too.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2008, 11:37:22 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2008, 04:32:32 AM »
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Originally posted by rpm
Fixed.

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?


Cheers.

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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2008, 09:20:01 AM »
doublesecretprobation! :lol

and calling him Dean Martin is one of cinemas greatest jokes :aok
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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2008, 09:34:35 AM »
"Over.....?  Was it over when the germans bombed Pearl Habor?"
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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2008, 09:40:14 AM »
:rofl
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2008, 10:13:29 AM »
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... the place where the frat house used to be (at U of O) is well known locally too.


It's a pretty nice parking lot now IIRC
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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2008, 10:42:29 AM »
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
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