I Think You're The Father Of One Of My Kids...

[rabbidrabbit]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?'


To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'




She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I' m your son's teacher.'

[BMathis]

[BlauK]

... thank god my son has a male teacher

[yanksfan]

Originally posted by BlauK
... thank god my son has a male teacher

Oh God, thats just sick!:rofl


Sorry, just couldn't let it slip past:D

[DoNKeY]

donkey

[Gianlupo]

Good one, rabbidrabbit, thank you!

[VooWho]

LOL thats the best joke I've heard in a while!!

[Denholm]

[AWMac]

That was good.



Mac

[trax1]

(It's the 1800's) A man is riding his horse through the country side when a group of Indians comes up to him, the chief says, "your going to die for all the crimes the white man has committed against the Indians", so they take him back to their camp and the white man whispers something to his horse and it takes off, the chief tells the white man that they will smoke a peace pipe before they kill him, so after they're done the horse rides back up with a beautiful blond woman on it, the white man asks the chief if he can have sex with her before they kill him, the chief agrees so he goes up to get her off the horse and whispers in its ear again and it rides off, he takes her into a tepee and has sex, after their finished the white man comes out and sees the horse is back and this time has a beautiful red head on its back, again the white man asks if he can have sex with her before he dies, the chief agrees, he goes to get her off the horse and whispers in his ear again, he says to the horse, "listen you deaf sob, I said posse, posse".

[indy007]

Originally posted by trax1
(It's the 1800's) A man is riding his horse through the country side when a group of Indians comes up to him, the chief says, "your going to die for all the crimes the white man has committed against the Indians", so they take him back to their camp and the white man whispers something to his horse and it takes off, the chief tells the white man that they will smoke a peace pipe before they kill him, so after they're done the horse rides back up with a beautiful blond woman on it, the white man asks the chief if he can have sex with her before they kill him, the chief agrees so he goes up to get her off the horse and whispers in its ear again and it rides off, he takes her into a tepee and has sex, after their finished the white man comes out and sees the horse is back and this time has a beautiful red head on its back, again the white man asks if he can have sex with her before he dies, the chief agrees, he goes to get her off the horse and whispers in his ear again, he says to the horse, "listen you deaf sob, I said posse, posse".

 

[AKIron]

[OSU]

This is a joke for all you college alumni.  There were four hikers climbing a mountain and they were arguing about which of their college alumni was the best.  To prove his alumni was the best, the Nitany Lions fan throws himself off the mountain shouting, "This is for the Nitany Lions!"  Not to be outdone the Notre Dame fan throws himself after the Lions fan shouting, "This is for the Fighting Irish!"  There were two more fans on the mountain, a Ohio State fan and a Michigan fan. To prove that his alumni was the best (which it is) the Ohio State fan shouted, "this is for the Buckeyes!" and hurled the Michigan fan off the mountain.

[DREDIOCK]

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
 man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
 "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would
have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

 He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to
come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't been together since we got married in 1970."
 
 "Oh,  ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you
find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

 The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

[C(Sea)Bass]

Originally posted by OSU
This is a joke for all you college alumni.  There were four hikers climbing a mountain and they were arguing about which of their college alumni was the best.  To prove his alumni was the best, the Nitany Lions fan throws himself off the mountain shouting, "This is for the Nitany Lions!"  Not to be outdone the Notre Dame fan throws himself after the Lions fan shouting, "This is for the Fighting Irish!"  There were two more fans on the mountain, a Ohio State fan and a Michigan fan. To prove that his alumni was the best (which it is) the Ohio State fan shouted, "this is for the Buckeyes!" and hurled the Michigan fan off the mountain.

Hoe many Ohio State graduates does it take to go ice fishing?

5. One to cut the hole, and 4 to launch the boat.