Jim Tressel and Floyd Carr were walking along a beach when Carr tripped over something. The thing asked, "Who has disturbed me?" Tressel and Carr said they did. The thing saud it would grant them one wish. Carr said, "I want a wall 60,000 feet high and just as deep to surround Michigan to keep all these stupid Ohioans out." The genie grants his wish and Carr is wisked off to a new "paradise." The genie asks Tressel what his wish is and Tressel responds, " Fill it with water."
