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Offline ZetaNine

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« on: February 20, 2008, 11:08:59 AM »
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Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

Clearly her strange looks have not completely scared off all male attention, as the scary-looking 62-year-old was out with a male companion enjoying an intimate dinner on last night.


The American socialite has been nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein and dubbed the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.

Ms Wildenstein famously embarked on a radical amount of cosmetic procedures after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband would leave her.
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2008, 11:11:54 AM »
Two girls and how many cups?
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Re: No...REALLY.... Don't look
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2008, 11:41:11 AM »
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I.....uhhh... had no idea....







Rich divorcee Jocelyn Wildenstein spent a rumoured £2million on cosmetic surgery to keep her husband, but succeeded only in ruining the good looks she was born with.

Clearly her strange looks have not completely scared off all male attention, as the scary-looking 62-year-old was out with a male companion enjoying an intimate dinner on last night.


The American socialite has been nicknamed the Bride of Wildenstein and dubbed the world's scariest celebrity by a plastic surgery website.

Ms Wildenstein famously embarked on a radical amount of cosmetic procedures after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband would leave her.



Now thats a face for radio!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2008, 11:42:26 AM »
forget the cups your gonna needs some big Arse buckets for that thing!
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« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2008, 12:07:02 PM »
She was beautiful before all of that. The story is even stranger than it first appears to be.

Her request was actually to be transformed to have the appearance of a jungle cat.  The doctors were hesitant, but in the end, they complied with her request.

Anyhow, I don't see what the big deal with cosmetic surgery is. Just go with what God gave you. And the prettiest feature or thing you could wear is a smile anyhow.

*edit* p.s. her husband was a putz
« Last Edit: February 20, 2008, 12:31:51 PM by texasmom »
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« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2008, 01:02:12 PM »
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Her request was actually to be transformed to have the appearance of a jungle cat.  


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« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2008, 02:15:49 PM »
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And the prettiest feature or thing you could wear is a smile anyhow.


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« Reply #7 on: February 20, 2008, 03:10:55 PM »
What are you guys talking about, she so hot now, I mean just look at those cat like features, Meeeeooooowww.

Come on guys, I'd have to say other then Michael Jackson she is the best result of plastic surgery ever.
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« Reply #8 on: February 20, 2008, 03:25:41 PM »
Anyone of you ever thank God that you DONT have enough money to insult the world with your insanity?
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« Reply #9 on: February 20, 2008, 03:28:43 PM »
Yeah, all these old rich woman you see now-a-days look really fake and plastic, it's sickening, with their face lifts & botox injections.
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« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2008, 03:57:02 PM »
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Yeah, all these old rich woman you see now-a-days look really fake and plastic, it's sickening, with their face lifts & botox injections.


Not all that much more sickening than the young rich women now-a-days who also look really fake & plastic.  

They all remind me of bloated cadavers.  *shudders*
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« Reply #11 on: February 20, 2008, 04:09:24 PM »

Any chance of her hookin up with this guy?

What goes on in their minds?

:huh

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« Reply #12 on: February 20, 2008, 04:58:04 PM »
Mental illness.
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« Reply #13 on: February 20, 2008, 05:32:33 PM »
I'm thinking about having one nostril removed.   I think I'm ready for that.
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2008, 05:35:34 PM »
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Any chance of her hookin up with this guy?

What goes on in their minds?

:huh

Mac



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