Official Says Missile Hit Satellite

[Phaser11]

Well,
 It really was not a busted satellite, it was a mother ship from Beta Epsilon 5. They are coming to take are women! Thank god the navy was there to stop them.

The real reason the satellite was shot down;
1 It had secret stuff on it.
2 It had really bad rocket fuel on it (ask any F-16 Crew Dawg)
3 Some time you have to shoot your gun to see if you “can” shoot it.
4 Pres Bush wanted to scare the Iranians.
5 VP Cheney was aiming for a quail and missed.
6 Hillary was aiming for Slick Willy and missed.
7 Obama was shooting for the stars and just hit low.
8 It was not a missile from the Navy, It was a Chuck Norris round house kick.
9 McCain was fighting the terrorists.
10 It was Phaser aiming at the TV satellite that has the election stuff on it and missed (Crap).

[Chairboy]

Here's a video of the Pentagon briefing & the intercept itself:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547

[Nilsen]

Satellites are humbug anyway.. like someone really can get something that big into orbit over something that is flat.

What will they think of next

[ZetaNine]

Originally posted by BBBB
Or maybe they want everyone to think is has been blown up

 


...or so the German's would have us believe.......

[ZetaNine]

pressy and video


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547&p=1

[Chairboy]

Originally posted by ZetaNine
pressy and video
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=71c_1203596547&p=1

Deja deja deja

vu vu vu

[FrodeMk3]

Originally posted by Wolfala
Guys,

1000 lbs of hydrazine is bad stuff, but not as bad as they are trying to make it out to be. Its a simple cover to blow the thing up so the Russians or Chinese can't salvage anything useful from it.

Makes sense - its nothing new.

I was kinda thinking that it would ignite and incinerate the Sat on re-entry. Hydrazine is flammable, after all.

The Sat was most likely blown away for another reason.

[JBA]

Originally posted by SIG220
Could it have secretly been a Star Wars Missile platform?

I would hope so. I hope our SUCESSFULL MISSILE DEFENSE test scares the poo out of the chicoms the Russians and the Iranians .  Way to US military you've don it .

[Chairboy]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Satellites are humbug anyway.. like someone really can get something that big into orbit over something that is flat.

What will they think of next

It's not 'orbit' in the sense that the zionist schools would fool your children into believing, the rockets obviously punch through the Cloth Of Ages that hangs above the world like a harpoon, and the surveillance/chemtrail satellites simple hang from the ceiling by their hooks.

Occasionally, the godfire on the other side of the veil melts the forged steel of the harpoons, causing the satellites or spacecraft to fall uncontrollably towards the ground.  That's what happened here, and the US Government was bound by treaty obligations with the Crystal Men inhabiting the center of the earth to destroy the satellite before it hit the ground.  The Crystal Men have always feared infection by a godfire touched harpoon, you see.

[Phaser11]

Originally posted by Chairboy
It's not 'orbit' in the sense that the zionist schools would fool your children into believing, the rockets obviously punch through the Cloth Of Ages that hangs above the world like a harpoon, and the surveillance/chemtrail satellites simple hang from the ceiling by their hooks.

Occasionally, the godfire on the other side of the veil melts the forged steel of the harpoons, causing the satellites or spacecraft to fall uncontrollably towards the ground.  That's what happened here, and the US Government was bound by treaty obligations with the Crystal Men inhabiting the center of the earth to destroy the satellite before it hit the ground.  The Crystal Men have always feared infection by a godfire touched harpoon, you see.

OMG! You're one of us. Are you from the 1st or 2nd deviance?

[Russian]

Originally posted by SIG220
No, this satellite is brand new.  The biggest and most expensive one in history.

It malfunctioned immediately after being launched into space.  

Most satellites are not the size of a school bus.  

Could it have secretly been a Star Wars Missile platform?

Re-read my message again.