Author Topic: 401 keg plan (Read 176 times)

007Rusty · « **on:** February 27, 2008, 10:14:48 PM »

Investment plan for 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00
left

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily
and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #1 on:** February 27, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »

you sir , are a genius.

rpm · « **Reply #2 on:** February 27, 2008, 10:47:10 PM »

I have 5 years worth of beer and coke cans saved up. Can I retire? (pun intended)

Bodhi · « **Reply #3 on:** February 27, 2008, 10:58:05 PM »

Rusty,
That is misleading. Aluminum was a $1.39 a pound today. In states that do not charge you extra for a can or bottle deposit, you would have far less than the others you are quoting...

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #4 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:24:43 AM »

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Originally posted by Bodhi
Rusty,
That is misleading. Aluminum was a $1.39 a pound today. In states that do not charge you extra for a can or bottle deposit, you would have far less than the others you are quoting...

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Originally posted by 007Rusty
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

Bodhi, if you drank heavily enough, you would not notice that.