Author Topic: broccoli (Read 1345 times)

Maverick · « **Reply #45 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:12:07 AM »

I like broccoli, cauliflower and brussel sprouts. The sprouts I can only get in a restaurant as the Wife hates them.

JB73 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:20:46 AM »

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Originally posted by ROX
Most people LOVE broccoli in Chinese food. It's almost like...."there's BROCCOLI in there??"

I beg to differ...

As stated earlier in the thread, a quote from Seinfeld's Newman:

"VILE WEED!"

if broccoli even touches other food it rubs off that horrible bitter taste. it taints everything it touches.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #47 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:34:34 AM »

There is not enough sauce on the planet to make broccoli, brussel balls, or any veggie with more than 7 letters in its name, taste good.

Strike that. 'Good' is reaching,...how about 'edible' instead. Yuck!

Chinese/Japanese/Taiwanese or any Asian food triggers my gag reflex.

ridley1 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 28, 2008, 10:37:44 AM »

Chines Bitter Melon

worst vegetable evah!

rpm · « **Reply #49 on:** February 28, 2008, 12:10:59 PM »

Broccoli with cheese and bacon is great if you leave out the broccoli.

Denholm · « **Reply #50 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:00:28 PM »

Broccoli and Cauliflower tastes lovely.

straffo · « **Reply #51 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:42:33 PM »

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Originally posted by Curval
I eat it alot, mostly becuase it is my kids favourite vegetable. I have no idea why...but they love it.

Consider yourself lucky my boy loves brussels sprout

ROX is right the only way to make Brocoli and bruxelle abomination comestible is to make them"sauté" with butter, garlic and some Parsley

C(Sea)Bass · « **Reply #52 on:** February 28, 2008, 01:46:34 PM »

I LOVE freakin' brocoli man. smear some butter on there and im golden.

almost as good as fried zucchini.

Denholm · « **Reply #53 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:26:09 PM »

Butter?! Who needs butter to make Broccoli taste good? I'll eat it raw anytime.

AWMac · « **Reply #54 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:37:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy

Chinese/Japanese/Taiwanese or any Asian food triggers my gag reflex.

Thank GAWD the Japanese eat fish raw, the thought of eating raw chicken makes me wanna puke.

When I eat broccoli and brussel sprouts I always imagine that I'm a ferocious dinosaur devoring trees and bushes...I also make my mashed taters with gravey into a volcano... but that's just me.

The wife makes me eat alone, away from the children.

Mac

texasmom · « **Reply #55 on:** February 28, 2008, 02:40:47 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz2Dpb1Sdik
hahaha~ a broccoli "must." (Dana Carvey)

JB88 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 28, 2008, 03:10:08 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Thank GAWD the Japanese eat fish raw, the thought of eating raw chicken makes me wanna puke.

When I eat broccoli and brussel sprouts I always imagine that I'm a ferocious dinosaur devoring trees and bushes...I also make my mashed taters with gravey into a volcano... but that's just me.

The wife makes me eat alone, away from the children.

Mac

when you make the volcano do you say...

"this means something" ?

(bah bee baah buhhhhh bahhhhhhhhh)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #57 on:** February 28, 2008, 03:43:59 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Thank GAWD the Japanese eat fish raw, the thought of eating raw chicken makes me wanna puke.

If man was meant to eat raw stuff, he would not have created fire.

indy007 · « **Reply #58 on:** February 28, 2008, 03:47:02 PM »

I blame you veggi-hating fatties for making my health insurance go up.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #59 on:** February 28, 2008, 03:50:54 PM »

I am not fat and my doctor tells me I will probably outlive him. He is 20 years younger than me. My bad cholesterol is below what is considered normal. My blood pressure is always on the low side.

I weigh what I did when I graduated high school.

I blame all the veggie eaters for the stress they cause others when they complain about not eating veggies for my higher insurance rates.