There I was with a totally unfulfilled life, yearning for the something that would complete me, when out of the blue, in a thread seeking Best Thing You Ever Tasted, comes the admonition to fill my life "with something."
Yes, yes, I must, I WILL learn to cook the favorite taste of the motivator. I will learn to cook (I think I can I think I can): BACON!
(Recklessly disregarding advice to never argue with an editor or joust with a 10,000 poster.)