I got a bit Corkified (hehe) yesterday in TT. Zeke dove from 10K on me, kept up with my Pony long enough to do some damage, P-47N joined the slaughter, and both just started pumping led into me. I decieded to make 1 final move before I died, so I went vertical (45 degrees), cut my throttle to 0, and listened as the zeke and jug got closer and closer while shooting bullets everywhere. Luckily, somehow, they both overshot, I throttled up, hit WEP, and ran for home.
Two fuel leaks, radiator hit (engine soon cut out due to overheating), left flap gone, rudder, 2 or 3 guns out, and a few hundred more holes in several different spots.

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And yet not 1 bullet hit my cockpit.
