Dear SAPP Applicant,
Thank you for your recent application for joining the ranks of the illustrious SAPP organization. Unfortunately, based on the screenshot you provided, we are going to have to reject your application at this time. While we do commend you on the state your Lightning was in, it just wasn't all quite there. There were clearly areas on the plane that did not have any damage whatsoever, completely unacceptable by SAPP standards. The pilot in the screenshot seemed calm and in complete control of his plane and self, complete opposite behavior we expect out of our SAPP members.
It was a hard decision but we do have standards that we must uphold.
However, we do have a Jr. SAPP program that offers comprehensive training programs on the fundementals of what it takes to be a SAPP member, such as how to properly land your plane inverted without any wings or how to scream while still trying to remain manly. After our 108 week Jr. SAPP training course, you will be eligible to join SAPP on a provisional basis.
Regards,
Ack-Ack
Project Manager for Operation Nefarious Plan For World Domination
SAPP
