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Offline AWMac

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Test for Dementia
« on: March 07, 2008, 03:02:04 PM »
Below are four ( 4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)







First Question:

You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....



Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.


Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?




Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again!





Okay, now the bonus round:

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?





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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple.


 





PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

 :)

Mac






« Last Edit: March 07, 2008, 03:11:50 PM by AWMac »

Offline Major Biggles

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 03:08:11 PM »
lol, i got all of those  :D

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 03:09:15 PM »
btw, what's the bonus question?

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 03:13:42 PM »
 :cool:


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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 04:24:12 PM »
The math one kinda screwed me up....

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2008, 05:47:32 PM »
I tried taking the test but the voices told me to release opossums into my neighbors swimming pool
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2008, 07:41:12 PM »
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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2008, 12:30:22 AM »
Only one I got right was Mary.

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2008, 03:25:34 AM »
I just want to know more about this Nono chick.


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Offline john9001

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2008, 09:05:09 AM »
<raises hand> teacher, will this be a open book test?

Offline midnight Target

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 05:02:39 PM »
Quote
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 Now add 20 . Now add another 1000. Now add 10 What is the total?


Scroll down for answer.....



Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10 = 4100???


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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2008, 05:33:47 PM »
1000+40+1000+30+1000+20+1000+10 = 4100???


Yah, thats where I'm at as well
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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2008, 05:57:08 PM »
40+30+20+10=100
1000+1000+1000+1000=4000
easy
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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2008, 06:01:49 PM »
add 1000 four times, get 4000, then add 40, 30, 20 ,10, thats 100, 4000 plus 100 is 4100.

i has no dementia.

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Re: Test for Dementia
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2008, 07:47:03 PM »
This reminds me of that personality test I took in college. I failed that one too...