Caption this 3/8/08

[Thruster]

System: DUMBROAD has collided with you

[Gunthr]

"THIS WAS NO BOAT ACCIDENT!" 

[Redlegs]

"See.........I told you not to yell at my boy at the soccer game."

 

[dmf]

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This is a Corvette owned by a buddy of mine.  The woman just ran over him and stayed on the gas until the mini van couldn't go anymore.  My guess is she was trying to get to the liquor store before it closed.

My guess is she wasn't trying to get to the liqueur store, my guess is shes just an idiot like the other 90% of there drivers out there

[Roundeye]

Here we see a rare glimpse of a Toyota marking it's territory.

[DREDIOCK]

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I have 3 captions.

caption 1
::Driver of the SUV:: "Im tired all all you sports car baztads zipping back and forth in traffic cutting people off.  Paybacks a Biotch aint itOh and this is also for taking up 3 frikken parking spaces at the mall. Those parking spaces aint haling you now are they punk? "

Caption 2
Why you should never pass on the right

caption 3

Cause for a ticket in Chicago 

[wrongwayric]

I'll bet the first words out of her mouth were "i didn't see him"! 

[AWMac]

Vanscrew has collided with you.

[Maverick]

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You have ditched.

[Arado381]

tham vannilla faces

[ROX]

"RAM-TARD"

[john9001]

SUV driver::. "i have to hang up now, i think i just drove over something".

[DiabloTX]

I think John's caption is probably closest to the truth.