I tried to visit the Billy Graham library today, but they had a big security checkpoint.  I slowed down, a bit unsure.  What if I get inside and they detect my spiritualessness and capture me?  The guard, seeing my hesitation, said "It doesn't cost anything", but I turned to leave.  Another thought struck me.  What if the gate isn't to keep folks out, but is for keeping things in?  "Sir, I don't know what you folks have in there, but if it's dangerous enough you need all this security, I'd rather steer clear."
For dinner, I had something fantastic called "fondue".  There's a restaurant called 'The Melting Pot' (I think it's a chain) and that was awful tasty.  The cheese fondue wasn't anything special, but the Mojo bouillon w/ the different meats was just great.  Holy cow, did I miss a memo or something about this stuff?