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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #15 on: March 10, 2008, 03:45:11 AM »
Quote from: JB88 on March 10, 2008, 03:44:24 AM
the girl that i am about to nail.

 :cool:

He would probably assume shes your daughter
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #16 on: March 10, 2008, 05:37:13 AM »
I told my wife to handle the birth control - it's much more fun without the rubber.
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Offline trax1

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #17 on: March 10, 2008, 07:11:53 AM »
A cucumber & KY Jelly.  For her ofcourse.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #18 on: March 10, 2008, 11:37:53 AM »
Quote from: trax1 on March 10, 2008, 07:11:53 AM
A cucumber & KY Jelly.  For her ofcourse.

It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
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Offline AWMac

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #19 on: March 10, 2008, 11:39:38 AM »
Ohhhhh ~Touche~

"Medic!!!!!"

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Offline Gowan

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2008, 12:01:08 PM »
i'd get ice packs, handcuffs, chloroform, and all the ingredients needed to make meth, and a bag of magnums (cause im that damn good)

while at the cashier id just chuckle maniacly under my breath and then wink at the cashier if its a chick
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2008, 12:22:58 PM »
Quote from: Maverick on March 10, 2008, 11:37:53 AM
It's good you are getting her something of size, for a change.
 :P
ohhh, that's gona leave a mark...  :salute
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2008, 12:25:02 PM »
Quart of Penzoil
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2008, 12:52:33 PM »
You guys are to funny. I was ROLFLMAO when I read this.
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2008, 01:53:53 PM »
If you no longer have it, may I borrow it? :D
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2008, 02:03:14 PM »
pregnancy test and the condoms....
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2008, 02:21:13 PM »
I once bought pack of 12 condoms, 2 six packs of beer and a toothbrush.
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Offline Nilsen

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2008, 03:06:47 PM »
Quote from: DrDea on March 09, 2008, 11:37:22 PM
  Ok heres the setup.You take a box of condoms to the clerk.What else do you take to raise an eyebrow.
 I say....Dog treats
Fire away

Beeing a member of the AH community i would say:

A wool sweater and lipgloss

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Offline RightF00T

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Re: Condom game
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2008, 03:56:34 PM »
An apple pie
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Re: Condom game
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2008, 05:44:28 PM »
A 28# turkey, a gallon can of Crisco, a 24 pack of rubbers, the latest issue of "Cat Fancy", 16 - 24 Oz Rockstar Energy Drinks and a stick of cheap bright red lipstick.









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