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Offline EskimoJoe

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Sheep tactics
« on: March 11, 2008, 02:57:20 PM »
Yeah, you read it, sheep tactics. I was wondering, what tactics work with getting a sheep to like you? I've tried flirting, joking, the whole likes, but they always seem to "Baaah" and walk off. Please oh please help me  :pray
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Offline The Fugitive

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 03:02:39 PM »
I know one thing you could do to get more people on these boards to like you...........





































stop posting threads like this one !  :D
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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 03:41:39 PM »
I found getting them drunk is the easiest way.


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Offline Blooz

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 04:24:28 PM »
Money.

Lots and lots of money.
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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 04:36:30 PM »
Pay VansCrew, he'll give ya one  :lol.
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Offline Gooss

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 04:40:11 PM »
Apples.

Don't forget a cliff or steep bank, the rubber boots and velcro gloves.

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Offline df54

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 05:51:31 PM »
 

 candy is dandy but liquoer is quicker
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Offline Murdr

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 05:53:27 PM »
Velcro gloves...then there is no need to worry about the "liking" part.
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Offline Coshy

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 06:21:20 PM »
I think the problem isnt with the sheep, its with you. You seem to not understand that "Baaah and walking off" response is a POSITIVE one. In essence the sheep is "presenting" herself to you.
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Offline Guppy35

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM »
SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it.  The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

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Offline SPKmes

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 06:34:17 PM »
I'd say give it up. The sheep in the arenas here are tough bugga's. They stop tanks.
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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 09:11:31 PM »
Velcro gloves worked well  :aok She's stayin at the hanger, but I don't think she will last. I might just have to pay Vans for another  :rofl
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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 09:29:24 PM »
Quote from: Guppy35 on March 11, 2008, 06:23:07 PM
SAPP pilot's just borrow Silat's 38 with the 'camoflage' on it.  The sheep see the nose art and are immediately drawn to it :aok

We worry about Silat sometimes :uhoh

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No wait i've seen funnier but dang thats funny!    :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline The Fugitive

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2008, 06:48:40 AM »
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Offline Ghosth

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Re: Sheep tactics
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 07:28:47 AM »
Get fluffy the blow up sheep doll and you don't need to worry about tactics.  :)

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