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Offline SIG220

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Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« on: March 11, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »
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The United States Marine Corps has officially adopted Chuck Norris!!





He is apparently the favorite celebrity among our troops in Iraq.   He is even more popular than Jessica Simpson!!!

See this news story:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL0854496320080310


And here is a link to commonly known facts about Chuck Norris:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


This is my won personal favorite fact about Chuck Norris:

Fact #166:  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Offline Rich46yo

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 04:55:34 PM »

                           Have you seen Chucky in that home gymn commercial?

                           Hes sounding a little light in the Loafers. Who would have thought? But, I guess Rock Hudson was a surprise too.
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Offline SIG220

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2008, 05:35:24 PM »
Quote from: Rich46yo on March 11, 2008, 04:55:34 PM
                           Have you seen Chucky in that home gymn commercial?

                           Hes sounding a little light in the Loafers. Who would have thought? But, I guess Rock Hudson was a surprise too.



You obviously are not aware of the numerous facts about Chuck Norris.

He has two children with his first wife, and was married to her for 30 years.   He also had an affair during that marriage that produced a illegitimate child, whom he has also supported.

His current second wife Gena O'Kelley is 28 years younger than he is, is a former model, and she gave birth to twins with Chuck in 2001.   Here is a photo of them together:





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Offline EskimoJoe

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2008, 05:41:14 PM »
Chuck Norris!  :rock
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Offline Tarmac

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2008, 05:46:25 PM »
Eh, he was Air Force first.   :)
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Offline Elfie

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2008, 05:56:13 PM »
Some of my choices for best ones:

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Offline john9001

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 06:02:50 PM »
there are no "honorary" Marines, you go through boot camp like the rest of us.
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Offline bustr

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 06:13:26 PM »
I thought the Marine Corp did what ever it wanted to without turning the decision into a democracy from the barracks...... Chuck can't be all bad if the Corp thinks well of him.
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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2008, 07:29:56 PM »
Quote from: SIG220 on March 11, 2008, 05:35:24 PM

You obviously are not aware of the numerous facts about Chuck Norris.

He has two children with his first wife, and was married to her for 30 years.   He also had an affair during that marriage that produced a illegitimate child, whom he has also supported.

His current second wife Gena O'Kelley is 28 years younger than he is, is a former model, and she gave birth to twins with Chuck in 2001.   Here is a photo of them together:
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 :rofl  The term is "in the closet". He`s not the first. That`s for sure.
Chuck makes Richard Simmons look macho.  :devil
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Offline SIG220

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2008, 08:03:29 PM »
Quote from: Jackal1 on March 11, 2008, 07:29:56 PM
:rofl  The term is "in the closet". He`s not the first. That`s for sure.
Chuck makes Richard Simmons look macho.  :devil


But would you say that to his face????????????   :O :O :O


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Offline Newman5

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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2008, 08:10:59 PM »
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Re: Chuck Norris is now an honorary Marine!!
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2008, 08:14:52 PM »
Quote from: SIG220 on March 11, 2008, 05:35:24 PM

You obviously are not aware of the numerous facts about Chuck Norris.

He has two children with his first wife, and was married to her for 30 years.   He also had an affair during that marriage that produced a illegitimate child, whom he has also supported.

His current second wife Gena O'Kelley is 28 years younger than he is, is a former model, and she gave birth to twins with Chuck in 2001.   Here is a photo of them together:


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why is the fact that he has a hot wife as well not included near the top of the list?
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