Airplane II quotes.

[NUKE]

I think Airplane has been in more of the limelight, but I think Airplane II is hilarious. Shatner is great in the movie.

Post some funny lines from the movie, but don't get carried away with a ton of dialog.

Here's some to get going:

Jimmy: Dad never slaps me around at home, must be his coffee.
Jimmy's Mom: No, I've been serving him decafe. Maybe he's just an sweethunk.

Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.

[the Wilson family arrives at the checkpoint]
Porter: Can I help you folks?
Alice Wilson, John Wilson: Oh, yes, thank you.
Porter: Aw, is that your dog, son?
[looking at Scraps, Jimmy's dog]
Jimmy Wilson: Yes, his name is Scraps, and he's going to the moon with us.
Porter: Oh no. No dogs are allowed in the shuttle son. I'm affraid Scraps will have to be shot.
[pulls out a gun, shoots the dog and the dog falls to the floor]
Jimmy Wilson: [shouts, bending towards his dog] Scraps! He shot him! He shot Scraps! He shot him!
Porter: Just joking. Blanks, see? Scraps is fine.
[Dog stands up]
Porter, Alice Wilson, John Wilson: [laughing]

[bsdaddict]

hehe, an oldie-but-goodie to be sure.  I don't remember a lot of quotes, need to watch again I suppose, but I do know that "roger, Roger...  vector, Victor...  clearance, Clarence..." never gets old in my house... 

[NUKE]

I think William Shatner is priceless in the movie. He's the guy in charge of the moon base. The movie is was a great follow up to the original.

I love the fake video screen on the door, where Shatner appears on a screen before letting someone in the room. The he opens the door and it's just a window.

[bsdaddict]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GfzHjoRBbVA

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dHKd80asXy4

http://youtube.com/watch?v=15XlSbGzGTk (airplane 1, but oh well...)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CwyrGwM4a7M (another airplane 1)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_60AHBWoOXE (more airplane 1 clips on youtube...  whatcha gonna do?)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=midrADL_kHI

[chancevought]

"Striker!...Striker!!!"

man in background "OK"...punches lady next to him...


all I can remember all these years later.  And that might even be from the first one.

Oh, heres one.."psshhhhh.....psssshhhh" hush activated doors.  Thats from the second one.

[Shuffler]

Soldier: Those lights are blinking out of sequence.
Murdock: Make them blink in sequence.


Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.



Jimmy: Mister, can I ask you a question?
Striker: A question? What is it?
Jimmy: It's an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge. But that's not important now.


Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, what have you got on Elaine Dickinson?
Jacobs: Well, I'm two inches taller, a better dancer, and much more fun to be with.

[bsdaddict]

I think I'm going to have to rewatch 1 and 2 over the weekend...    funny stuff...

[Blooz]

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

[bsdaddict]

Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

classic...   

[AquaShrimp]

Was Striker supposed to be a B-25 pilot or something?

[Meatwad]

I think he was a fighter pilot, P-38?