*Sung to the tune of David Alan Coe
"You Never Call Me By My Name*
WELL, IT WAS ALL
THAT I COULD DO TO KEEP FROM POSTIN’
SOMETIMES IT SEEMED SO USELESS AND INSANE
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME POST potato, POST potato
YOU NEVER EVEN REPLY TO MY SHADE
YOU DON’T HAVE TO PM ME LIBRUL MEANINGS
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO PM ME TO YER SIDE
AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO PM ME TROLL/ANYMORE
TIME WILL LET THIS OLD THREAD SLIDE
CHORUS:
AND I’LL POST AS MUCH AS SKUZZ WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER LIKED BEING PNG'D
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME POST potato, POST potato
YOU NEVER EVEN REPLY TO MY SHADE
WELL, I’VE SEEN MY SHADE
A FEW TIMES IN YOUR IGNORE BOX (Hello, Hello)
AND I’VE SEEN IT ON LOCKED THREADS THAT I’VE PLAYED
BUT THE ONLY TIME I KNOW
I’LL HEAR "YER JUST A POST HO"
IS WHEN SKUZZY HAS HIS FINAL JUDGMENT SAY
REPEAT CHORUS
RECITATION:
WELL, A FRIEND OF MINE NAMED KARAYA STARTED A THREAD
AND HE PM'D ME IT WAS THE PERFECT THREAD TO GO ALL WRONG
I PM'D HIM BACK A BIT AND I TOLD HIM IT WAS NOT THE PERFECT THREAD GONE WRONG
BECAUSE IT HADN’T SAID ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT ANYONES MAMA,
OR BUSH,
OR GUNS,
OR EUROS,
OR POSTIN’ DRUNK
WELL HE LAFfluffied AT ME AND WROTE A REPLY ABOUT THE THREAD
AND HE PM'D IT TO ME,
AND AFTER READING IT,
I REALIZED THAT KARAYA HAD PM'D THE PERFECT
THREAD TO GO WRONG
AND I FELT OBLIGED TO INCLUDE IT IN THIS POST
THE LAST PM WENT LIKE THIS HERE:
WELL, BUSH WAS DRUNK THE DAY BRITAIN JOINED US
AND WITH GUNS WE HUNTED DOWN OL HUSSIEN
BUT BEFORE WE COULD GET ALL THE OIL WELLS SUCKED UP DRY
THE WHOLE DAM WORLD JUST WENT INSANE
CHORUS:
AND I’LL POST AS MUCH AS SKUZZ WILL LET ME
AND I NEVER LIKED BEING PNG'D
BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO CALL ME POST potato, POST potato
YOU NEVER EVEN REPLY TO MY SHADE
WELL I WONDER WHY YOU DON’T CALL ME
WHY DON’T YOU EVER CALL ME BY MY NAME
Mac
*with appologies to Steve Goodman, David Alan Coe, Skuzzy, Euros, Guns and Mothers*
