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Offline captain1ma

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Ultimatum: allied dogs
« on: March 18, 2008, 09:52:54 AM »
tonight our plan is to kill, slaughter, mutilate, demoralize, punish and destroy the enemy dweeblings where they sit, stand or fly.  :devil

Surrender now and you will not be harmed. you can spend the rest of your days herding sheep in a POW Camp :aok

Resist and you will be sqashed like "thebug" is so often!!

You have been Warned!!

Feel free to surrender to any JG Unit you encounter or on this thread!!

have a nice day  :)

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Offline Grits

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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2008, 10:14:13 AM »
It must be terrifying to be in the same position as Yamamoto, having wakened the sleeping giant. It must be agonizing to watch as the Allied machine cranks up and your impending doom ticks closer by the second. To borrow a term from your U-Boat Brothers, your days of the "Happy Time" are numbered. If you surrender now, we will be lenient and not make you sleep with Slash's Sister.
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2008, 10:20:21 AM »
Quote from: Grits on March 18, 2008, 10:14:13 AM
If you surrender now, we will be lenient and not make you sleep with Slash's Sister.

I'd hit it.
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2008, 10:27:58 AM »
Quote from: Shifty on March 18, 2008, 10:20:21 AM
I'd hit it.
:rofl

We will fight you on the beaches, we will fight you on the landing grounds, we will fight you at the Vbases and occasionaly we will fight next to you but we will never ever give up! So prepare to get pimp smacked suckas.  Cuz we be keeping that pimp had strong. :mad:
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Offline Larry

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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2008, 10:29:04 AM »
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2008, 11:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Shifty on March 18, 2008, 10:20:21 AM
I'd hit it.

from what i  hear, a frontend loader!!  :aok
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2008, 11:17:44 AM »
Surrender? Heck no! Although I hear the French are trying to find you guys.....
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2008, 11:29:29 AM »
 :rofl

I heard Slash's Sister was a babe.
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2008, 01:14:21 PM »


if this is her....


I SURRENDER!!!
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2008, 01:22:02 PM »
 :O OMG!  Is that the reason jacks were invented?
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2008, 03:47:50 PM »
Yeah, you TALK big.  Just wait until I run screaming like a little girl into friendly ack at the first sign of trouble, THEN you'll be sorry!
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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 06:21:00 PM »
WOW
 I drove all over looking for these speed bumps!  Surrender! ok.
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Offline Slash27

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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2008, 06:22:56 PM »
Quote from: EagleEyes on March 18, 2008, 01:14:21 PM
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if this is her....


I SURRENDER!!!

Good around engines,but she can't cook.
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Offline Jaxxon

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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2008, 09:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Slash27 on March 18, 2008, 06:22:56 PM
Good around engines,but she can't cook.

Does that really matter, really?
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Offline StugIII

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Re: Ultimatum: allied dogs
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2008, 09:48:16 PM »
can i have her number....  :devil :devil :devil

ps. dont kill me,lol :pray :pray
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