Are you smokin a fatty?
I been tryin' to call my babyAnd I can't get a single sound!
Put a +1 on your geekness atribute
Get cell phones?
RPMGo take pictures, and make helpful comments like how you heard putting gravel or hay underneath the wheel would help.
Now the truck is leaning about 50 degrees and it's wheels are about 2 feet in the air on the left side.
RPM: "Hey are ya'll stuck?"Tractor Driver: "No Sir, This here is a Mack Truck as you can see from the BullDawg on the hood. He's just takin a piss."Here's yer sign.
OMG I wish I had thought of that one! It is a Mack!