Author Topic: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is  (Read 789 times)

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America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« on: March 20, 2008, 12:44:47 PM »
Woman stuck to toilet. Boyfriend to be charged.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23724200/

I'm picturing a 600 hottie in a muumuu. Would this, COULD this happen anywhere but a trailer park, or are we just better at reporting on the antics of trailer denizens better than anyone else?

The future is bright--at least for this couple.

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2008, 01:21:46 PM »
Bich always took to long to put on her makup everymornin'
So one night in a fit of rage i put super glue on the toilet seat, well..she's still in there..least now i know its for a good reason.


Think ill go have a beer.


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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2008, 01:24:42 PM »
Read this story a week or two ago. Can you imagine sitting on a toilet for two years. Never getting up to eat, sleep, etc.... Wonder if the toilet ever got clogged?   :uhoh
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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2008, 03:55:33 PM »
The thought of how that room must of smelled makes me gag..

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2008, 04:01:31 PM »
I just can't believe it took those idiots out there this long to charge him

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2008, 04:26:29 PM »
I just can't believe it took those idiots out there this long to charge him

A previous article implied that both individuals were rather dim bulbs.
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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2008, 04:39:17 PM »
Well she can't be very smart if you spend 2 years on the toilet, and he can't be very smart if he let her sit there, besides where did he got to pee? outside with the dog? Oh his little comment I saw on the news when this first came on where he "asked her to get up". WTF is that? MAKE her get off the toilet. Charges.......hummmppppfff, just shoot them in the head before they reproduce

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2008, 04:43:53 PM »
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Would this, COULD this happen anywhere but a trailer park, or are we just better at reporting on the antics of trailer denizens better than anyone else?

please.  you obviously didn't get the memo.  The correct term is "pre-manufactured housing."
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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2008, 04:51:53 PM »
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besides where did he got to pee?

The place apparently had two bathrooms.

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Oh his little comment I saw on the news when this first came on where he "asked her to get up". WTF is that? MAKE her get off the toilet.

Sure.....then he would have been charged with physical abuse. No win situation.
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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2008, 05:32:44 PM »
 :O

No shower for 2 years either I guess.
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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2008, 09:11:36 PM »
Well she can't be very smart if you spend 2 years on the toilet

Actually, if you read the story, they estimate that she was only stuck on the toilet for just about a month.  But she had stayed in that bathroom without coming out, for a full 2 years.


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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2008, 08:33:43 AM »
besides where did he got to pee? outside with the dog?

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2008, 03:21:31 PM »
please.  you obviously didn't get the memo.  The correct term is "pre-manufactured housing."

No its trailer park, trust me I live in a doublewide.

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2008, 03:22:40 PM »
One of life`s little pleasures.  :D

quit bragging, just cause you can doesn't mean its right :)

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Re: America may not be going down the drain, but somebody is
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2008, 05:20:02 AM »
This story, just like this thread, is going down the toilet.