Then you missed one of the main points of the plot. I suppose you are some kind of ninja, right?

Ninja? You watch too many movies. I like fight scenes that are realistic. None in that movie really were. A real fight doesn't make good cinematography though. It's very, very rare to find a movie with a fight that looks real. I enjoyed the movie, but those guys couldn't fight their way out of a wet, paper bag.
As for me, I train MMA 3-4 days a week when I'm not traveling. Muay Thai, Boxing, Wrestling, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and some Vale Tudo (anything goes). All full-resistance grappling, and full-contact striking, usually giving up anywhere from 40 to 120 pounds against my training partners, a mix of jits guys, amatuer, and pro mma fighters. Sometimes I win, sometimes I barely hold my own, sometimes I get mauled. I'm no badass, but it's a skill-set I enjoy having and will eventually pass on when I have kids. If you'd like a sparring match, that can be arranged (4oz gloves, whatever safety gear you feel is neccessary. Don't do point-sparring, so sorry if you're a krotty guy).