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Offline Jackal1

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Free puppy :)
« on: March 22, 2008, 09:41:43 AM »
My neighbor has a puppy he's giving away (FREE!).
It's a Dachshund, it's house broken, and it's great with kids.

He's giving it away because his wife says the dog 'stares' at her when she is undressing ,

and that gives her the 'Heebie Jeebies'. I think she is just weird !

If you're interested, or know someone who is, let me know.

Here's a picture of the dog.


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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 09:45:30 AM »
There is no such thing as a free puppy.
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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 09:47:06 AM »
Quote from: Holden McGroin on March 22, 2008, 09:45:30 AM
There is no such thing as a free puppy.

And no such thing as.......................neve rmind. :)
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Offline wrongwayric

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 12:01:10 PM »
Send picture of friends wife because i'd question why the dog is staring at her while undressing?! I used to have a cat that would follow me to the bathroom and stare at me while i took a leak, then when i started closing the door on him he'd sit outside and yowl. Did i mention he loved to eat jalepeno's? :O Weird what pets find interesting.
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Offline nirvana

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 12:06:46 PM »
Whoa! :lol
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Offline AWMac

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 01:27:05 PM »


Jackal ask yer neighbor if they are willing to just trade dogs for a week or two...
I really need some sleep.

 :O

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Offline Elfie

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2008, 06:37:24 AM »
Quote from: wrongwayric on March 22, 2008, 12:01:10 PM
Send picture of friends wife because i'd question why the dog is staring at her while undressing?! I used to have a cat that would follow me to the bathroom and stare at me while i took a leak, then when i started closing the door on him he'd sit outside and yowl. Did i mention he loved to eat jalepeno's? :O Weird what pets find interesting.

Our cat follows me to the bathroom but has no interest in watching me take a leak. Otoh, if I sit down to take a dump, she starts rubbing on my legs and tries to jump up to sit in my lap. If I close the door, she reaches under it trying to get in until I am done. Stupid cat.....
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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2008, 06:38:47 AM »
Btw, what's wrong with that first dog? It looks like it has human eyes and human lips......I wouldn't want it in my house either.  :lol

*edit* What the heck? It's going bald too! Very wierd photoshop job on that dog.
« Last Edit: March 23, 2008, 06:40:42 AM by Elfie »
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Offline Jackal1

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2008, 07:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Elfie on March 23, 2008, 06:38:47 AM
Btw, what's wrong with that first dog? It looks like it has human eyes and human lips......I wouldn't want it in my house either.  :lol

*edit* What the heck? It's going bald too! Very wierd photoshop job on that dog.

Yeah, it`s so good of a job it`s plain creepy. :)
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Offline Wes14

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2008, 08:58:39 AM »
Its just as weird as this..  :confused:

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Offline Elfie

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #10 on: March 24, 2008, 08:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Jackal1 on March 23, 2008, 07:37:22 AM
Yeah, it`s so good of a job it`s plain creepy. :)

You're right, it IS creepy, I had to look at it several times to see what all was wrong with it.
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Offline texasmom

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #11 on: March 24, 2008, 08:12:12 AM »
When I first saw that picture of the first dog & read the post, Dean Martin's "Standing on the Corner" song popped into my head. Creepy indeed, and tainted a great song now as well.
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Offline Jackal1

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #12 on: March 24, 2008, 08:17:05 AM »
Quote from: AWMac on March 22, 2008, 01:27:05 PM

Jackal ask yer neighbor if they are willing to just trade dogs for a week or two...
I really need some sleep.

 :O

Mac

Mac when I posted this I asked myself.."How long will it take Mac to post a pic of that ragged donut dog."  :rofl :aok
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Offline Shuffler

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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #13 on: March 24, 2008, 10:23:53 AM »
I once had a chow that would look at me taking a leak... you could just see in his eyes he was thinking.. "Hey I drink out of that thing".
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Re: Free puppy :)
« Reply #14 on: March 24, 2008, 04:03:44 PM »
That "puppy" looks somewhat familiar..... :huh
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