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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Humans 8, Gophers 1
« on: March 25, 2008, 12:58:02 AM »

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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 01:25:51 AM »
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 02:39:01 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080324/od_nm/gophers_odd_dc;_ylt=Ai.5QEhLmqo8tCnLuSaNxWEuQE4F

Somebody saw Caddyshack too many times.

This is actually a most effective way to kill Gophers.

It is more fun, though, to shoot them, and make them explode.


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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 02:58:50 AM »
This is actually a most effective way to kill Gophers.

It is more fun, though, to shoot them, and make them explode.


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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 03:01:21 AM »
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 03:35:09 AM »
Animal Cruelty is one of the indicators of a serial killer.


That is why I prefer to make them explode, so that they will not suffer in any way at all.   They are dead before they can realize what has happened.

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 07:06:25 AM »
I think I just found a new toy :)
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2008, 07:40:28 AM »

That is why I prefer to make them explode, so that they will not suffer in any way at all.   They are dead before they can realize what has happened.

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2008, 07:42:27 AM »

I could never hunt game with a bow and arrow, for example.   I consider bow hunting way too cruel.  For you basically have to patiently wait for the animal to eventually bleed to death.

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Do you realize that the broadheads on an arrow are as sharp as a surgeon's scalpal?  I used to bowhunt in highschool, and done correctly (like everything), lots of time the animal doesn't even realize its been hit.    I shot a doe one season from about 23 yards.  She flinched a little bit, her tail went up briefly, and she continued to walk as if nothing was remotely the matter.  She dropped about 40 feet from where I hit her.

Not to hijack the thread, but IMO, bowhunting is WAY more humane than hunting with a rifle.  People who bowhunt, practice religiously, and IMO are more likely to make a clean kill than then people who only pick up their rifle once a year, go out, blaze away, resulting in gut shots, shot off legs etc.  Obviously not that every rifle hunter is like that, but a lot are and I've seen more than my fair share of them.


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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2008, 07:52:37 AM »
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b7f828efe

Whoa!  I wonder If I could use that on the moles wreaking havoc on my lawn?

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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #10 on: March 25, 2008, 08:42:22 AM »
Y'all are just plain not nice.
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2008, 09:12:26 AM »
Dang gophers just have to win once in a while.
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #12 on: March 25, 2008, 09:59:55 AM »
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Personally, I think that was the name of the "sniper" hillary was talking about........ pity he either had a misfire or missed.
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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #13 on: March 25, 2008, 01:01:38 PM »
Will this RODENATOR thing rid me of the possums in my attic?

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Re: Humans 8, Gophers 1
« Reply #14 on: March 25, 2008, 01:07:39 PM »
Will this RODENATOR thing rid me of the possums in my attic?

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