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Offline RedDg

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The Bathtub Test
« on: March 25, 2008, 12:46:09 PM »
The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. 'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her toempty the bathtub.' 'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.' 'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'   :lol

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #1 on: March 25, 2008, 12:52:54 PM »
 :rofl

I'm going to use this test on my friends.
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #2 on: March 25, 2008, 12:57:41 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #3 on: March 25, 2008, 02:14:46 PM »
I got the wife today on that story. She thought it was cute. Later on I'll try it on the daughter in law.  :devil
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #4 on: March 25, 2008, 03:09:34 PM »
I don't get it.
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #5 on: March 25, 2008, 03:15:11 PM »
 :rofl :rofl

I didn't need to take this test. I already know I should be in the mental asylum  :lol

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #6 on: March 25, 2008, 03:23:51 PM »
I take option X - drop few grams of caesium; no more bath.

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #7 on: March 25, 2008, 04:14:48 PM »
 :rofl  good one reddog!

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #8 on: March 25, 2008, 04:28:59 PM »
Orderly, room #7 for this one with a view please. :)
I think he already has a room, Mac is on a day pass... :cool:

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #9 on: March 25, 2008, 07:24:37 PM »
somehow being ditzy like i am i got that one, i knew i should pull the plug lol. besides where in world would you put the water if dumped it out??
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2008, 01:40:46 AM »
Takes teacup, drinks water from tub, pee's in bucket. So i still don't get it. :lol

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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2008, 01:42:20 AM »
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Re: The Bathtub Test
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2008, 08:44:41 AM »
I take option X - drop few grams of caesium; no more bath.
Someone I may or may not have known once wrapped a 15g chunk of sodium in cellophane and threw it in one of the public pools in the town I grew up in. It shut the pool down for a month while they repaired it :rofl

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