Author Topic: Shopping pleasures  (Read 188 times)

Offline Jackal1

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Shopping pleasures
« on: March 26, 2008, 09:31:53 AM »
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an
automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
Democracy is two wolves deciding on what to eat. Freedom is a well armed sheep protesting the vote.
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Offline wrongwayric

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Re: Shopping pleasures
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 09:47:02 AM »
There are so many things, sounds, smells, that could make this go really wrong. :O Would stay away from the diapers, anti-acid/anti-gas products, and anything to do with feminine health. :rofl

Offline john9001

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Re: Shopping pleasures
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 12:25:22 PM »
before the produce auto sprinklers come on in my market it plays "singing in the rain".