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Offline CptTrips

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #15 on: March 26, 2008, 08:09:53 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
What fish say to one another when they meet?

Fish 1: Morning
Fish 2: Morning
Fish 3: Morning
Fish 4: Morning
Fish 3: Morning
Fish 1: Morning
Fish 2: Morning
Fish 4: What's New?
Fish 1: Not Much.
Fishes 5 and 6: Morning
Others: Morning
Fish 1: Frank was just asking what's new.
Fish 5: Was He?
Fish 1: Yeah. Uh huh.
Fish 3: Hey look, Howard's being eaten.
Fish 2: Is He?
[They move forward to watch a waiter serving a large grilled fish to a large man.]

Fish 2: Makes you think doesn't it?
Fish 4: I mean... what's it all about?
Fish 5: Beats me.
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #16 on: March 26, 2008, 08:11:54 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
I had a salad


I am not feeling too well
Yah, salads'll do that to ya
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #17 on: March 26, 2008, 08:14:43 PM »
Actually i was sick before that.

The flu is finally getting to me
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #18 on: March 26, 2008, 08:16:03 PM »
Quote from: SuBWaYCH on March 26, 2008, 07:58:55 PM
Yep.

so watcha's all havin for dinnner?
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veal parm, bowl of cerial, and some roast beef grinder. pretty good....
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #19 on: March 26, 2008, 08:16:31 PM »
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Actually i was sick before that.

The flu is finally getting to me

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Bob Marley Will Cure That Right Up For You :D

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Offline C(Sea)Bass

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #20 on: March 26, 2008, 08:46:40 PM »

Answer your question?

(theres links to more of these cartoons at the bottom of this page if you're interested)
http://www.stripersonline.com/Pages/rockfish/rock_67.shtml
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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2008, 08:51:22 PM »
You silly, fish no watch tv :)
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Offline nirvana

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #22 on: March 26, 2008, 08:57:47 PM »
Fish don't talk!  They don't even have souls! :furious
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #23 on: March 26, 2008, 09:00:52 PM »
Zombie fishes
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 09:19:09 PM »
Quote from: nirvana on March 26, 2008, 08:57:47 PM
Fish don't talk!  They don't even have souls! :furious
why does a croaker croak?
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2008, 09:20:07 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on March 26, 2008, 08:00:13 PM
I had a salad


I am not feeling too well


Try mandarin chicken salad from Wendy's :aok
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2008, 09:22:26 PM »
I didnt know they even sold one of them salads
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Offline nirvana

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2008, 09:23:05 PM »
Quote from: DieAz on March 26, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
why does a croaker croak?

Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....
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Offline mg1942

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2008, 09:25:31 PM »
I think I'm scared of eating salads now.  I know someone who has blood clot and he's not allowed to eat leafy stuff... like salads :noid

 
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2008, 09:26:20 PM »
Quote from: mg1942 on March 26, 2008, 09:25:31 PM
I think I'm scared of eating salads now.  I know someone who has blood clot and he's not allowed to eat leafy stuff... like salads :noid

 

Salad = What real food eats
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