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Offline Meatwad

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2008, 09:26:43 PM »
Who can take a sunrise,
Sprinkle it with dew?
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The candyman, the candyman can,
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow,
Wrap it in a sigh?
Soak it in the sun and make the stra'bry lemon pie
The candyman? The candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good

The Candyman makes
everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious.
Talk about your childhood wishes.
You can even eat the dishes!

Who can take tomorrow,
Dip it in a dream?
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream,
The candyman? The Candyman can, the candyman can
The candyman can 'cause he mixes it with love
and makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'cause the candyman thinks it should
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #31 on: March 26, 2008, 09:38:42 PM »
http://www.ocean.udel.edu/mas/seafood/croaker.html

http://www.jerrylabella.com/atlantic_croaker.htm

it croaks because it is about to croak and be my dinner.

Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....
I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

but apparently Meathead does.

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #32 on: March 26, 2008, 09:39:25 PM »
err Meatwad that is.

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #33 on: March 26, 2008, 09:40:42 PM »
http://www.ocean.udel.edu/mas/seafood/croaker.html

http://www.jerrylabella.com/atlantic_croaker.htm

it croaks because it is about to croak and be my dinner.
I don't have a clue what you are talking about.

but apparently Meathead does.

GRRR  :mad:
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #34 on: March 26, 2008, 09:48:57 PM »
http://www.croakersspot.com/

if I ever go to Richmond Va. and remember to, I gonna check this joint out. lookit the menu. ohhh yummmm.

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #35 on: March 26, 2008, 09:51:00 PM »
GRRR  :mad:
eat a sausage pizza.

and with that I'm off to bed. laters  :salute :P :t

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #36 on: March 26, 2008, 09:53:43 PM »
eat a sausage pizza.


Your a pottymouth   :P
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #37 on: March 26, 2008, 11:52:39 PM »
Because they were made to do it, just like you were made to be a Wonkerer, Willy Wonka was made to be a candy man!  Who can take the sunshine....

So what was Willy Wanka made to be?
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2008, 12:21:20 AM »
Why he was made to be a candy man of course!
Who are you to wave your finger?

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2008, 12:28:38 AM »
no  no  W-A-nka
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2008, 12:58:35 AM »
mg1942, by any chance is that avatar from Ghost in the Shell?

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2008, 04:28:10 AM »
i just want you all to know that i have skipped all responses and posted blindy to the fact that i have, indeed, wondered what it was like when fish meet.

but then it wore off and i woke up with a woman who looked like the scaly end of an old saw blade.

and i stopped wondering on a larger scale.

currently focusing in the meeting of all forms of angelfish.

big and small.

awooooooga.



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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2008, 06:33:43 AM »
You know why fish stay so thin?

They eat fish.

Wif lotsa buttah!
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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2008, 08:04:05 AM »
Not touching that one, Holden....
Who are you to wave your finger?

Offline Meatwad

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Re: Do ya ever wonder
« Reply #44 on: March 27, 2008, 03:21:23 PM »
You know why fish stay so thin?

They eat fish.

Wif lotsa buttah!

Must be why I couldnt catch any when I ran out of bait and started using mcdonalds french fries instead of worms
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women