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Offline Gowan

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Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« on: March 30, 2008, 11:45:01 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

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Offline SD67

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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 02:06:17 AM »
About the only thing they got right was polygamy :lol
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 02:42:34 AM »
Quote from: SD67 on March 31, 2008, 02:06:17 AM
About the only thing they got right was polygamy :lol
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Polygamy! :eek:

I can hardly stand listening to one women complain!
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« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 03:05:51 AM »
Polygamists are masochists
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« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 05:19:24 AM »
Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?
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« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 06:37:21 AM »
Mormon/polygamists are nuts.  Why would any sane man want to listen to more than one wife saying:

1.  You are a LOSER!

2.  I should have married Bob/Bill/Ted/ or <insert a name here>

3.  I KNOW I said that I wanted another child...but that was ... YOU SHUT UP!....that was BEFORE!

4.  IS that ALL THERE IS?!  I can't be expected to make it on this!   You're gonna have to find another JOB!

5.  I don't care WHAT you did at work today!  Get in there and WASH the damn DISHES!  I need a BREAK!

6.  Ukkk!  YOU change that diaper!  The smell makes me want to puke!

7.  NOT TONIGHT YOU'RE NOT!  Your card-playin' buddies can wait!  I need you to take me to mothers'!  It's an hours' drive and I'm NOT going by myself!

8.  Don't lay that line on ME!  There AREN'T a lot of fish in the sea!  Nobody else would HAVE you!
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 06:49:54 AM »
Quote from: Shuckins on March 31, 2008, 06:37:21 AM
Mormon/polygamists are nuts.  Why would any sane man want to listen to more than one wife saying:

1.  You are a LOSER!

2.  I should have married Bob/Bill/Ted/ or <insert a name here>

3.  I KNOW I said that I wanted another child...but that was ... YOU SHUT UP!....that was BEFORE!

4.  IS that ALL THERE IS?!  I can't be expected to make it on this!   You're gonna have to find another JOB!

5.  I don't care WHAT you did at work today!  Get in there and WASH the damn DISHES!  I need a BREAK!

6.  Ukkk!  YOU change that diaper!  The smell makes me want to puke!

7.  NOT TONIGHT YOU'RE NOT!  Your card-playin' buddies can wait!  I need you to take me to mothers'!  It's an hours' drive and I'm NOT going by myself!

8.  Don't lay that line on ME!  There AREN'T a lot of fish in the sea!  Nobody else would HAVE you!

you also forgot
"I'm tired, I have a headache, I have an early meeting, its that time of the month, i'm not in the mood" :D
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 06:55:10 AM »
The other thing to remember (beware!) is that when women co-habit in groups their cycles tend to synchronise.
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 07:38:31 AM »
Multiple wives is one thing. Just make sure there's both bathrooms and booze in ample supply and you're good.

It's the multiple M.I.L.'s that'll kill ya.
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 09:59:37 AM »
Quote from: FBplmmr on March 31, 2008, 05:19:24 AM
Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?

I don't think it is. I'm friends with a Mormon woman who is absolutely one of the most God-minded people I've ever met, and a wonderful example of a virtuous woman.

I'm pretty sure she would have laughed had she seen that video.
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 10:58:21 AM »
Quote from: FBplmmr on March 31, 2008, 05:19:24 AM
Is that an accurate representation of the beliefs of Mormonism?

You will never get a true mormon follower to admit it, but, yes.

I've studied mormonism for a while now after living in Phoenix for most of my life. They are partially headquartered in Mesa, Az. Being a Christian, I had to know what I was dealing with when they came to the door every month or so.

I could fill many, many pages here with information that would floor you. Any questions, PM me. :)

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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 11:02:15 AM »
Quote from: texasmom on March 31, 2008, 09:59:37 AM
I don't think it is. I'm friends with a Mormon woman who is absolutely one of the most God-minded people I've ever met, and a wonderful example of a virtuous woman.

I'm pretty sure she would have laughed had she seen that video.

Be careful TxMom. She will try to suck you in.

I have many friends who are mormon. They truly are very good people. They live clean lives and are good to have as neighbors and friends. But if you give them the chance, they will suck you into their cult. Before you know it, you will be wearing the sacred underwear and getting "washed" by the high priests in your temple visit. Keep your guard up when she talks about religion mom. For your own good.

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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 11:04:24 AM »
Quote from: REP0MAN on March 31, 2008, 11:02:15 AM
Be careful TxMom. She will try to suck you in.

I have many friends who are mormon. They truly are very good people. They live clean lives and are good to have as neighbors and friends. But if you give them the chance, they will suck you into their cult. Before you know it, you will be wearing the sacred underwear and getting "washed" by the high priests in your temple visit. Keep your guard up when she talks about religion mom. For your own good.
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Thanks for the warning. She knows that's off limits, as our disagreements would probably ruin the friendship we share.
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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 11:14:35 AM »
You disagree with a mormon, that is usually the end of their interaction with you. Like I said, they are usually decent people but they are all smart enough to move on when they find someone with a brain.

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Re: Gotta love dem crazy Mormons!
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 11:54:53 AM »
I seem to have a couple come through the neighborhood every other month or so. When I see them coming I grab a beer, light a smoke and answer the door. Before they can say anything I offer them a beer and tell them I don't trust anyone who wont drink a beer with me. They tend to leave quickly.
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