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Offline rpm

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Re: day off.
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2008, 07:03:54 PM »
well if it isn't mike honcho himself.


There's somethin' I want to get off my chest. It's about that summer, when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread, man, I pulled my butt apart and stuff. I was totally nude. It was weird, I... I mean, you probably didn't hear about it 'cause I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you can hear me, if it got into your brain somehow, that I spread my buttcheeks as Mike Honcho.
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« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2008, 07:04:41 PM »
How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? - raoul duke.
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Re: day off.
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2008, 07:14:48 PM »
There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. . . . You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning. . . .

And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Old and Evil. Not in any mean or military sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave. . . .

So now, less than five years later, you can go up on a steep hill in Las Vegas and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.



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Offline Meatwad

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Re: day off.
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2008, 07:59:29 PM »
Sometimes when I sleep, the clowns come out from under my bed and they talk to me
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Re: day off.
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2008, 08:10:25 PM »
seems to me that goes without saying.

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« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2008, 08:41:09 PM »
Tangelos mess with their equilibrium
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« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2008, 08:48:07 PM »
hmmm.

 :( - gonna have to give that a try.

tangellos you say.

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2008, 08:53:59 PM »
Yep.
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2008, 08:55:57 PM »
got any advice for me with the broads meat?

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« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2008, 08:59:48 PM »
Wear garlic around your neck to keep away the "ladies of the night". If they still approach, show them a bar of soap. Cleanliness does not appeal to them
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Re: day off.
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2008, 09:00:49 PM »
Dude, you're exercising on a day off? You're nuts. I'd totally be asleep instead.
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« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2008, 09:01:07 PM »
one of my favorite kids in the hall sketches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJY4OLxHaO8
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« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2008, 09:02:08 PM »
Dude, you're exercising on a day off? You're nuts. I'd totally be asleep instead.

it was brief and lollygaggish.

yet enjoyable.
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« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2008, 09:08:53 PM »
Kids in the hall was freaken funny
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Re: day off.
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2008, 09:26:48 PM »
JB88, do you "likhey teh pie?"